Now I love Clint Mathis, but I cannot allow him to go unscathed now that he is with Salt Lake... (to the tune of Paul Simon's "Still Crazy After All These Years") I met old Clint Mathis on the street last night He looked so fat and filthy, I just smiled He kept eating his Do-ritos, and drank too many beers Still Lazy after all these years WOOOAAAAAAH Still Lazy Still Lazy Still Lazy After All These Years
Everybody was N-Kong fighting That cat is fast as lightening He left Jon Busch crying Scoring with expert timing...
Just in case some of you missed it from my thread elsewhere... Get it onnnnn... bang a gong... go Nkong! [/] The young'uns can get HIF to teach you the proper way to sing it.
While watching Dedi score the last couple of games I've been wondering if there's any way to make a chant/song for Dedi out of the dreidel song, since dreidel and Dedi have the same number of syllables and there are references to play, game, and win in it. No I don't know why this popped into my head, maybe it had something to do with seeing the Israeli flag Wednesday night. Unfortunately I haven't had the chance to really try it yet, so I thought I'd post the idea here with the lyrics in case somebody else wanted to give it a shot. Off the off chance this idea has offended somebody, I apologize. http://www.torahtots.com/holidays/chanuka/crafts/dreidelsong.htm I have a little dreidel I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready Then dreidel I shall play CHORUS Oh dreidel dreidel dreidel I made it out of clay And when it's dry and ready Then dreidel I shall play It has a lovely body With legs so short and thin And when it is so tired It drops and then I win! CHORUS My dreidel's always playful It loves to dance and spin A happy game of dreidel Come play now, let's begin! CHORUS
To the tune of "Kansas City": Goin' to Com-merce City Commerce City, here we come. Goin' to Com-merce City Commerce City, here we come. Well, they're building up a stadium We're fin'ly gonna Have us one.
Bro, please teach me the tune to this one! Last week a chica showed up who's been in Portland most of the year, and she brought a really cool drum beat to the front row. If you hear that beat tonight, in the pause at the end of it, yell RA-PIDS! And lastly, here's a little chant that was concocted during last week's weather delay, and unfortunately it may see a reprise tonight: Who stands Their ground When the rain is pouring down? THE FIRM THE FIRM THE FIRM THE FIRM No tune to that one.
One used in LA: Chim Chimeney, Chim Chimeny, Chim Chim Chi Ru, We hate the bastards in (insert color 1) and (insert color 2) Example playing Salt Lake: We hate the bastards in red and blue! Sung to the tune from Mary Poppins I think.
Boy...heres a massive bump eh?? Browns Old Can of Burr on Pg. 2 He's in Fashion has some good ones here... Here's a sample of the ones the NCC will have printed up for folks on Sat. Stand in Benches, Break the gates, that is what Stan Kronke hates !!!!!!! Jingle Bells,Landon smells Beckhams on the booze Carlos Ruiz he has no teeth and LA always loose. Poor little away fans all tattered and torn, they make me feel sick,so I hit 'em with a brick.. and now they don't sing no more... your sister is your mother your uncle is your brother you all shag one another....the LA family Chimm Chimmenny,Chimm Chimmenny, Chimm Chimm Charoo... We are the top boys in Claret and Blue.... ---------------------------------------------- (when playing FSL add) Chimm Chimmenny,Chimm Chimmenny, Chimm Chim Charee... we hate those bastards from salt lake city... When Clavijos your coach, you cross fingers and hope... Thats AMORE' ..... Thats AMORE' !!!! When your teams going down, and you still stand your ground... Thats AMORE'...... Thats AMORE' !!!! ********** Who will open up play, and gets things under way.... Mastroeni...... MASTROENI !!!! When Cookie hits the floor, who will settle the score.... Mastroeni..... MASTROENI !!!!! The Bells are ringing...for the claret and blue.... North Corner is singing....for the claret and blue...... When the Rapids are scoring.... North Corner is Roaring.... then the money starts pouring.....for the claret and blue.... ....CLARET and BLUE !!! 'ello 'ello we are the NCC, 'ello 'ello we are the NCC, and if you are a Salt Lake fan, surrender or you'll die.... cuz we all follow the Rapids... Just a few for a teaser, Look for em on Sat.
I believe the song is called 'Without Me', and that's a pretty fast pace for a chant. By the way, I hope you realize that Mr. Carriere is no longer a member of the Rapids.
I have to say the players had to run over and say things in each other's ears, because the house was rocking loud.
I'll blame FSC then... And sorry I wasn't there to contribute my voice...but I've been kinda sick (over spring break...WTF?)
Come see us in person, i guarantee you will be more than satisfied. Damn, I need to start bring advil to the match.
I'm actually a member of the C-Firm (I started going to games last season) so believe me, I've contributed to all the noise! I just couldn't make it to the opener this year. I guess the lack of noise on TV was because of FSC not putting any mics in front of 114, like Teddy said. Maybe they're scared of an errant F-word or something like that... But I do look forward to making it to lots of games this season. Of course, if they win every game I don't go to 4-0, I'd be happy never to show my face at the Dick again!
Yea...errant bad words do fly and always will fly. Mikes will never be near the NCC. Jeff Plush will see to that. .... which is fine. We are there for the team during the game not for the TV audience. Believe me though....the team hear us just fine.
Who are the Men? I don't know if anyone is checking this thread still, but here is a new song to the tune of Sesame Street's "Who Are the People in Your Neighborhood" Who are the men in the back four, in the back four, in the back four. Who are the men in the back four, They're the men that you'll meet when you're heading for defeat, they're the men that you'll meet today. Petke is a man in our back four, in our back four, in our back four. Oh, Petke is a man in our back four He's a man that you'll meet today. Repeat with all the men in the back four. Who are the men in the our midfield, in our midfield, in our midfield, who are the men in our midfield. They're the men that you'll meet when your heading for defeat. They're the men that you'll meet today. Cookie is a man in our midfield, in our midfield, in our midfield. Oh, Cookie is a man in our midfield, He's the man that you'll meet today. Repeat with midfield. Contiue with striker or forward or whatever our line-up is.
We're Whalers on the Moon We carry a harpoon But there ain't no whales So we tell tall tales And sing a whaling tune.
So I have a new one: The Ra-pids will run you down will run you down will run you down <repeat> You can-not run... from a raging Rapid, the raging Rapid will run you down! <repeat> <repeat the first phrase twice> ...see me for the tune (I'll try to post a video before Saturday though) G'Day...Ron
It's horrible, it's horrible Utah's horrible It's full of M0rmons, meth-heads and the homeless Oh, Utah's horrible.
To the tune of "He's Got the Whole World in His hands" We got the Rocky Mountain Cup... in our hands We got the Rocky Mountain Cup... in our hands The Rocky Mountain cups in our hands 'Cause Fake Salt Lake Sucks butt.