Chants/Songs for 4-12

That is sooooooo far from the truth it's laughable.
How about "the Crew are committing suicide at the gates of the swamp”?
Which will obviously be true!

 

Here's some really old ones:

Fack da Crooo

Macho macho macho dudes
Your kit designer was high on ludes
It's so unbelievable
Your logo is the Village People

 

we need some good original chants to be posted at www.empiresc.com !!!

 

men in hardhats,
you like the men in the hardhats,
men in the hardhats,
you like the men in the hardhats...


sung to guantanamera...

 

If you hate the Crew clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If you hate the Crew clap your hands, (clap, clap)
If you hate the Crew, (clap)
Hate the Crew, (clap)
Hate the Crew clap your hands. (clap, clap)

We all hate the Crew,
We all hate the Crew,
We all hate the Crew,
We all hate the Crew... (repeat)

 

my fave was

ellllll COOOOOCCCCCKKKKK (with the emphasis on the latter)

 

Here are my chant ideas:

After a goal is scored against the Crew:
It's fun to score on the
CO LUM BUS CREW!
(Like Village People's Y.M.C.A)

For Bob Bradley:
Who's House?
Bob's House!
(repeat)
(Like Run DMC's Runs House)

 

bob's house,
in the middle of the swamp,
bob's house

 

We need an "Even Aimer Left You" song.

 

you know they fook their cousins in col-um-bus,
you know they fook their cousins in col-um-bus,
you know they fook their cousins in col-um-bus,
'cause Columbus is an inbred town...

 

We should save the incest material for when the Silverbacks get promoted to MLS. That and some "frankly Atlanta, we don't give a damn" banter.

To the tune of "True" by Spandau Ballet. (Paging Rudolf Hess, you have a visitor).

I bought a ticket to see met-ro
beat Columbus again
Why is it that the crew lose all the time?
Oh we want to defeat Mc Head.

Ha ha ha ha-ah ha
You know we hate the Crew
Ha ha ha ha-ah ha
You know we hate the Crew
I know, I know, I know we hate the crew


Then, of course:

Pennsylvania lite, they're Pennsylvania lite.

 

Will Oscar Hammerstein or Alan Jay Lerner please log-on and assist these would-be lyric writers.

 

Why do we have to sing "witty" songs? Why can't we sing Metro and anti-Crew tunes? Come on, the season hasnt even started and it's already becoming a geekier and paler Def Comedy Jam.

 

How about....

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Moo Cow! Moooooooooooooooo!!

Or is that too witty?

 

'We all laugh at a yellow soccer team," etc.
To the well-known Beatles tune about a U-boat.

When one of their's goes down:

"When he dies, bury him low,
where he can hear the petroleum flow.
A sweeter sound he never will know:
the rolling mills of New Jersey."

It sounds better if you say 'duh' instead of the,
and prounounce the state 'New Joisey.'
The tune is easy to learn.

"We got our new turf just for the Crew
We got our new turf just for the Crew
We got our new turf just for the Crew
'cause Columbus is a plastic club."

 

How about:

The cow says "Creeeeewwww".

 

I can see how someone in the front not singing would feel that way.

 

"He'll put his right cleat in, he'll put his left one too,
he'll charge you at top speed and... throw himself on you!
He'll do the Hristo shuffle and then break your leg in two-
And that's what it's allllll about!"

(to the beat of the Hokey Pokey)

Should it matter that they're playing the Crew?

 

Damn not even 1 game into the season and the bitching begins. I think Im gunna get kicked out again so I dont have to go back for the rest of the season.

 

I think you are, too.

 

I hear the Walsh kid was liftin weights during the offseason, watch out, Serg.

 

I wouldn't worry, Serg is trained in the deadly art of the drum.....