After the Holiday Hiatus here is the first one for '08. The Four Weddings and a Funeral Edition: You don't know what you're doing!" Baggies fans after a fan had his marriage proposal accepted by his girlfriend during half-time at West Brom v Scunthorpe. (Mark Wittenberg, UK). "Even Fergie says you're s***!" Villa fans to Man Utd fans at the FA cup tie after the comments made by Ferguson about the lack of noise made by the United supporters. (Luke Vale, England). "We won't be signing you!" QPR fans to Shaun Wright-Phillips during their FA Cup third round tie at Chelsea. (Paul, London). "We forgot that you were here." QPR fans when Chelsea finally decided to start singing. "We forgot that you exist!" Chelsea fans reply. (Sam, London). "One-nil and you still don't sing." Reading Fans to Pompey Fans. "Four goals and you still don't win!" Pompey fans' retort, recalling their 7-4 win earlier this season. (Andy Dunks, England). "If you can't find your slippers, wear your Scholes." The "funeral-like" atmosphere at Old Trafford on New Year's Day allows the Stretford End to throw out a few of the lesser-known classics. This one was a personal favourite. (Grid, Manchester). STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK "Anyone caught smoking at Layer Road will be buried in the centre circle by the forking groundsman, with only their head showing, and left there during the second half." Colchester's announcer at half time against Southampton. Previous threats of electrocution, being made to listen to Will Young and being hung from the floodlights have apparently failed to discourage all the smokers. (Greg, England).