Post-match: Ce n'est pas un piège - Crew @ Montreal - Match 13 - 5/14/25 7:30 PM

Nice passing from Montreal to find the late arriving runner.

 

Anyone want to defend at all? Where’s the center back?

 

That was indeed some pretty terrible defense. Just no excuse.

 

What the heck is Peach Mango? Some flavor of milk?

 

What will happen first? We test their goalkeeper? Or JRR does something productive? I’m going with the first option.

 

Will Gazdag do anything before either of those options? I’m voting no

 

Gazdag will score!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Like NFL teams, Crew may need to think about saving a spot on the roster for a specialist.

A free kick specialist.

Someone who can lace or drop a ball into the box late in games.

Free kick chances feel wasted right now.

 

Rossi is 100% coming on at the half if we don't score.

 

Gazdag whiff #2

 

Damn, that should've been it

 

How is that not a goal for us? Jeesh; bury that.

 

On a silver platter, man

 

Well, we had one of those about 25 years ago...

 

Gazdag with pin point accuracy to hit that Montreal guy in the back

 

Gazdamnit!

 

I could see this being an expression around here.

 

Seems to be no sense of urgency or direction in their play

 

Crew will not lose wearing all banana kits.

 

Is it like the Smurf language. Smurfed/Gazzed...

 

Gazdag is quickly becoming a huge liability of a signing. I'm waiting to see how he is dp quality.

 

Hmm, guess not.

 

Certainly not at the end of the half.