Post-match: CC R4: Tottenham Hotspur v Chelsea - Sept. 29, 2020

Emerson 4-4

 

Kane 5-4!

 

Mount misses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

And Mount puts it wide

 

Happy to let you have them!

Mason Mount sounds like some kind of specialty automotive part.

 

This is how I imagine the conversation going down between Mourinho and Dier in the dressing room.

Mourinho: *knocks on toilet stall door* Are you taking a piss in there?
Dier: No, shit, Sherlock.

 

SPURS ARE THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well that was surprisingly delightful. Lamela is my MOTM, he was brilliant.

 

Ndombele had another solid game. Everyone actually looked pretty decent.

 

Excuse me, but who leaves the pitch for a dump? Worst in-game personal care moment since Beckham got a blow-dry at half time in a World Cup game.

 

I did not see that coming. Particularly when I saw the starting lineup.

 

Except for the last one, the penalties were all very well taken. Players weren't knackered like they usually are after 120 minutes.

 

The gospel according to Jamie Vardy:

"Chat shit, get banged"

The gospel according to Eric Dier:

"Have shit, beat chavs"

 

Jose, who never misses a trick, will have us wearing the all blue kit next match...

 

Let's just say that if I had to shit myself in front of millions of viewers, I would rather do it in an all navy blue kit than an all white number...

 

Daniel Levy rejected PSG's loan bid for Dele - the stumbling point was Levy wanted the French side to through in some Euro porta-potties for pitch-side use, but PSG refused.

 

And we get Stoke away in the quarters!

 

And Woolwich get Man City at the New Library.
Brentford v Newcastle and Everton v Man U