Is it just me or is Merz really good at gallows humor? http://www.1460thefan.com/tf.php?story=dispatch/2003/10/14/20031014-D7-00.html Craig Merz THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH The Crew is in a predicament not unlike the kid who has been summoned to the principal’s office. There’s a sense of impending doom but hope that maybe a fire drill could delay or cancel the inevitable. ... "It’s a bad situation to be in," midfielder Ross Paule said. "We’ve definitely shot ourselves in the foot." If that were the case, it would be one of the few times recently the Crew has been accurate in its shooting.