Since Hollywood is re-making all the old shows/movies from the 70's, maybe Dubya can read for the part of the rat in a remake of "Charlotte's Web." Templeton...was that his name?
A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?" Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 26 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman." The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?" Bush turns to Dana Carvey (impersonating Bush's dad - on right), punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 26 million Iraqis!"
"Did you hear Al Gore yesterday, with that bit about his duty to reaffirm the belief that we are a nation of laws and stuff, and how he not only accepted the Supreme Court decision, but did what he could to prevent efforts to delegitimize me??? I mean ... WHAT A SUCKER!!!!"
"I have decided, after much thought, that what this administration needs is to show some accountability, to let the American people and the world know that the buck stops here. Today marks a new era in this administration. I will aggressively discipline those who approved and oversaw the reprehensible torture at Abu Gharib, and my first act will be to ask Donald Rumsfeld for his resignation... ....I'm just keeeeeedin!"