"I'm going to rip that head gear off and shove it up your ass!" (I know it's not that funny or witty, but it would have been funny. )
"Damn Mom, I got my head gear on..." - Farmer Ted waking up with the prom queen in the back of the convertable (Sixteen Candles)
Suarez: I told you, the huge blue stain is RIGHT HERE! KC dude: I'm not falling for that stupid 'made you look' trick!
Suarez: You date my sister, SA? KC: I kissed your sister all night.... Suarez: You date my sister, prepare to die...
Arnaud: "You two guys hold this little runt while I give him the flying finger prostate test! Now... bend him over!"