Although he sounded upbeat, the clearly ailing Papa Smurf's complexion had turned from a healthy blue to a sickly beige-like color.
In a stunning move, Yasser Arafat took the tablecloth that he has used as a headdress for 36 years and sent it out to be laundered. Pundits were shocked speechless at the move as they pondered the staggering implications for world peace.