This image was on the front page of today's Washington Post The official caption was "President Bush makes the announcement accompanied by a telecast featuring orbiting astronaut Michael Foale." I think we could do better than that.
I'm not really in orbit. In fact this is our intricate space studio in LA where they did the "moon landings." Oh and by the way, blood banks are really an evil pyramid scheme perpetrated by Dracula and his night slaves.
In top-secret Test Chamber X, scientists are working on the latest George W Bush robot, soon to be the 27th to take the place of the man who died in the 1976 drunk driving incident near his family's home in Kennebunkport, Maine. Professor Non D. Wiser (pictured left, holding the remote control) says, "It is difficult to keep robots running under the strain of constant logical inconsistencies."
And...TIME! According to the video stopwatch, that's an average of 37.4 seconds between "I rule the world" shit-eating grins, making Bush the most prodigious "Fuck off! I'm the Prez" smirker since Millard "Laugh-it-up" Fillmore...