SHARON!!! Who could you stick me with this freak. A press conference with the prince and princess of darkness.
IfIwantedtoIcouldbiteyourheadofflikeIdidwiththat...whatwasitagainthatIbittheheadoffof?Shaaaaarrrrroooooonnnnn. Traslation for those who don't speak 'Ozzy:' "If I wanted to I could bit your head off like I did with that...what was it again that I bit the head off of? Shaaaaaaarrrrroooooonnnnnn."
I was singing Satanic lyrics and downing shots of turpentine when you weren't even a gleam in your father's glaucoma-colored contact lens, boy.