1. "Melania, whore it up just a little more. Perfect!" 2. "Barron, more to the side. More. More. More! Stop crying, yes you're part of the family, just move! Look, we give you toy limos to play with, whaddaya want?"
Views so nice, you'll want to wear the drapes instead of hang them Each apartment comes with a free boy who'll pretend to love you and a cat who won't pee on the carpet. Toys extra.