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Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by heybeerman, Apr 7, 2009.
I suck at this but you guys are always good for a laugh.
And up there is a North Korean rocket.
'Look, Up in the sky!...It's a bird...it's a plane...'
'I'm already down here, you moron!'
And theres where we'll put a Mission Accomplished sign.
General: Sir, you better take a look at this.
Obama: What is it son?
General: I don't know but it looks like giant...
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Obama: Where? I don't see it.
Gen.: Right there. It looks like a small star but it is moving across the sky. That's Cheney. His orbit will bring him around in another 45 minutes.
Obama: I've lived in a Muslim country, I have members of my family who are Muslim.
Gen: Everytime you say stuff like that, Glenn Beck cries and says a prayer that that plane isn't one o' yer terrist buddies about to fly into to him.
General, what are you doing with your left hand?
Army guy: "Now follow my finger to the left... and to the right."
Obama: "It is an honor to have an Army eye doctor, but I thought that this check up would... you know... be in an exam room or something."
That's the winner.