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Obama: Where? I don't see it. Gen.: Right there. It looks like a small star but it is moving across the sky. That's Cheney. His orbit will bring him around in another 45 minutes.
Obama: I've lived in a Muslim country, I have members of my family who are Muslim. Gen: Everytime you say stuff like that, Glenn Beck cries and says a prayer that that plane isn't one o' yer terrist buddies about to fly into to him.
Army guy: "Now follow my finger to the left... and to the right." Obama: "It is an honor to have an Army eye doctor, but I thought that this check up would... you know... be in an exam room or something."