Cap-onomics

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Bootsy Collins, Mar 17, 2010.

  1. DangSkippy

    DangSkippy Member+

    Apr 28, 2009
    MoCo Maryland
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I have a whole crazy conspiracy theory that I have realized is a whole crazy conspiracy theory. It went something like this:

    Are profits in the MLS shared? If so, the MLS as a whole would have an incentive in encouraging teams to be profitable or consume fewer of the MLS' own resources. But it makes no sense to neither single DC out nor will a crappier product make DC a profitable team. Unless the MLS has given up on the notion that DC will ever have a successful business plan due to the stadium issue. And they want the team to move to Baltimore. Because the MLS hates me and doesn't want me to be happy. I'm going to go buy Catcher in the Rye.
     
  2. nobletea

    nobletea Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 29, 2004
    HarCo
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Possible. We can assume the league's pressure to get a stadium or relocate are due to the fact that one of the most successful teams in the league keeps costing the league money every year.

    Is that right? Does the league ONLY cover the salaries of the players and the club/owner covers everything else? Or does the league pay for more than player salaries?

    In the early days of the league, it sure seemed like the league paid for just about everything. Since then it appears clubs spring for a lot of things by themselves. I don't really know the answers to these questions, does anyone?

    But if we are costing the league any money, either through expenses or lost/anticipated revenues, they are going to pressure us to move with out a stadium.

    However, if Chang can show that we can improve our financial situation by staying well under the cap, does that buy us more time with the league?
     
  3. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    Don't buy it - ask your local Liberian to loan you a copy.
     
  4. DCUroma

    DCUroma Member+

    Jul 20, 2009
    Suck it Sensi
    Club:
    AS Roma
    Just steal it you bought it with your taxes.
     
  5. Tweaked

    Tweaked Member

    Jan 30, 2003
    The Hill
    DCU is going to pick up a couple more journeymen and/or sign people currently on trial. Wait out the labor dispute. See how far the current roster gets us. And maybe make a move during the summer transfer period.

    No doubt there will also be an increase in beer prices at RFK.

    I just might move to Stockholm.

    :(
     
  6. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    Just say "Excuse me, Weah can I find this book?"





    Wow, that was bad.
     
  7. Winoman

    Winoman Drinkin' Wine Spo-De-O-De!

    Jul 26, 2000
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dang, DangSkippy, didn't your Mama or Grandmama learn you no english?

    It's not "y'alls." The proper usage is "all y'all"!

    (Y'all's is possessive-plural, btw.)
     
  8. DangSkippy

    DangSkippy Member+

    Apr 28, 2009
    MoCo Maryland
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    While in New Orleans, I was taught that "y'all" is singular and "y'alls" is plural.

    Having my English corrected in the Deep South was a humbling experience.;)
     
  9. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    Don't pay him no nevermind
     
  10. Lowecifer

    Lowecifer Member+

    Jan 11, 2000
    Baltimore, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Belgium
    English?
     
  11. fischy

    fischy Member

    Aug 27, 2006
    I was assuming he'd take a break after the season. He might even be covering the Cup as a journalist. As for playing for DC -- I'm pretty sure he's never uttered word one about it. ON the other hand, he has made it clear that he wants to play in the USA. Given that he's a rather urbane dude, I would think there are only a few places he'd go -- NY, LA, SJ and DC. NY and LA have DPs (and NY seems to have other players in their sights for the 2nd slot), and SJ plays in a high school stadium. So, I give DC decent odds of getting him.
     
  12. Barbieri

    Barbieri Member+

    Jul 8, 2004
    Decatur, GA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not this American. All y'all know we speak Southern.
     
  13. DC Stunna

    DC Stunna New Member

    Mar 7, 2010
    and y'aint lyin' either...
     
  14. Bolivianfuego

    Bolivianfuego Your favorite Bolivian

    Apr 12, 2004
    Fairfax, Va
    Club:
    Bolivar La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Maybe we are saving room for a big signing this summer? Not DP but a good 300ish' midfielder? Pena I think is going to be asking for 200k maybe a tad' bit more. But I doubt more then that.
     
  15. asitis

    asitis Member+

    Mar 30, 2005
    Charlottesville
    Sorry to go back. I just saw this.

    I'm pretty sure the plural of y'all is "all of y'all". ;)

    asitis
     
  16. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    Don't put on airs with that 'of'

    We always said "all y'all"
     
  17. BigKris

    BigKris Member

    Jan 17, 2005
    Falls Church, VA
    That's correct.

    also, Y'uns.
     
  18. Bolivianfuego

    Bolivianfuego Your favorite Bolivian

    Apr 12, 2004
    Fairfax, Va
    Club:
    Bolivar La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    LOL Talk about slang from the past! Y'un... havent heard that in a while. What was that supposed to be? Young' just really slanged out? Like short for the southern term of youngin'/ young blood? LOL
     
  19. MattMathai

    MattMathai BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 28, 2004
    Annapolis
    Is that Southern or a Pittsburgh thing? I know PA has some very interesting constructions.

    Like all up and down I-81......... </rimshot>
     
  20. JeremyEritrea

    JeremyEritrea Member+

    Jun 29, 2006
    Takoma Park, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yinz, yins, yunz, yuns, or you'uns depending on the part of Southwestern PA yunz is in.

    As for DC United, they better redd up the roster or we're gonna be on a slippy road of despair n'at.
     
  21. Hedbal

    Hedbal Member+

    Jul 31, 2000
    DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    In the parts of the South I know "y'uns" is "you'uns" and it is the plural of "you." "Young'uns" is "young people." And who was the football coach who praised a rival coach by saying "He could beat your'uns with his'ns, or take your'uns and beat his'ns." Or words to that effect.
     
  22. Untroubled by Reason

    Dec 5, 2007
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive."
    [​IMG]
     
  23. Untroubled by Reason

    Dec 5, 2007
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hainah!
     
  24. MagpieFan

    MagpieFan Member+

    Apr 25, 2004
    Back in DC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Boooo'urns!
     
  25. fatbastard

    fatbastard Member+

    Aug 1, 2003
    Lincoln (ish), Va
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    as Matt pointed out, there ain't no "of" in all y'all

    it all depends on what part of the South one is from how y'all is conjugated, but in SC, they learnt me that
    1 person = y'all
    2 people = y'all
    a bunch of similar people, a single group = y'all
    a gathering of different groups (small or large) of people, or if it just fits better rhythmically into the phrase you are saying for 2 people or more = all y'all

    in the South - this is a "trigger word" - as in - if you speak it, we'll pull the trigger, since you are obviously just a yankee and probably need kilt anyhow :cool:
     

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