Pre-match: Can't believe it took this long for this thread, the 2024 Presidential election thread!

Was he going for laughs? Because that's what he got.

 

I watched it…the clip is pretty bonkers. He’s clearly rambling and working out deep seated psychological issues at the same time.

And most of his “s’s” come out as the s in leisure, not the s in say. He can’t get his tongue to the front of his mouth for some reason, several times.

The good thing is, I can’t imagine him being fit even by MAGA standards in 2028. It’s a bit of a relief to me.

 

His “s’s” sound that way due to the prosthetic mouthpiece he wears to cover up the hole in the roof of his mouth caused by decades of systemic drug use.

And before you “interesting if true” me…Noel Casler has been explicitly making this claim to his half a million twitter followers for the better part of a decade and has never been sued by Trump. Given the truth is a defense to a lawsuit from Trump and how easily it would be to prove this….i am a billion percent certain it is true.

 

About Omaha…Maine has a law that new laws can’t go into effect for at least 90 days, so apparently they can’t counter if Nebraska changes the rules now.

In retrospect, they should have passed a kind of doomsday law, that if Nebraska does X, we do Y, otherwise it’s the status quo.

If the worst case scenario happens, and that blue dot doesn’t matter and Trump wins 270-268, things are gonna get ********ing hairy as hell. I wouldn’t expect political Democrats and citizen Democrats to take that lying down.

 

269-269 gives the orange fascist the de facto win, it doesn't need to be 270-268 for him.

 

I doubt there would be any legal recourse. The constitution doesn't define how states need to set up the electoral college, only that it exists. Sounds like Nebraska has only had this structure since 1991. And, as I understand it, Dems don't always win this district.

Related to the SC, I pray I see the day when Puerto Rico and DC get real representation in Congress.

 

Exactly. We can certainly transfer this to the Democratic failure thread…and discuss it while we await the knock on the door and the trip to the gulag…but this kind of shit happens because Dems continue to underestimate just how low the GOP will go to protect their power.

 

Allegedly it now hinges on a state senator named Mike McDonnell who represents Omaha and switched from Dem to GOP earlier this year. When he switched he said he would never support winner take all for EVs, but has lately been waffling under the pressure from the Nebraska governor and Trump. If he does cave, he will supposedly bring with him enough fence sitters that could overcome a Dem filibuster on WTA.

But McDonnell wants to run for mayor of Omaha, and supporting WTA would not endear him to most Omaha voters. Quite the conundrum. He should have stayed a Democrat!

 

But he loves Jews, he said so himself. Surely he would never lie!


On a more serious note, I was speaking with one of my Jewish friends/colleagues earlier this week. He discovered he is eligible for Polish citizenship through his grandparents and is now pursuing it so that he can get the hell out of America and move to one of the EU countries. Getting the necessary birth certificates, etc has been a bit of a challenge, given most of the records were destroyed in WW2, but thankfully some organizations that specialize in such things have been able to help.

 

Almost as if a lot of her online support comes from Russian bots!

 

Eric Hovde is running for senate. His bank may have been laundering Mexican drug cartel money. Even if they didn’t, if I were a Wisconsin voter I’d want to know why $26M in cash was flown across the border from Mexico so it could be deposited in his bank.

https://www.wispolitics.com/2024/wi...s-mexico-border-directly-to-eric-hovdes-bank/

Yep my bad…the blue dot gets him to 269, not 270.

 

He'd have to be a woman or a POC so he would still be safe.

 

In Jackie Brown the money was coming into the US because one of the main characters was running guns. You know how Republicans love their guns.

 

I will be willing to bet that Sean O'Brien may not be the Teamsters president by this time next year.


Teamsters president Sean O’Brien told CNN that the Teamsters’ decision not to endorse in the presidential race “was not an endorsement for the Republican Party.”


“James Hoffa, the former general president of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, on Thursday night put out a blistering statement criticizing his successor, Sean O’Brien, for the union’s choice not to endorse a presidential candidate this election cycle,” the Daily Beast reports.

“Hoffa, the son of the legendary labor leader Jimmy Hoffa, called the decision ‘a critical error’ and ‘a failure of leadership’ on O’Brien’s part.”

Said Hoffa: “There is only one candidate in this race that has supported working families and unions throughout their career, and that is Vice President Kamala Harris.”

 

Hoffa used the singular "they," which means he's obviously been corrupted by the Radical Woke Gay Agenda smh

His father must be rolling in his grave, wherever that is.