""We feel their pain," said Martin speaking to 2 reporters at a hastily called press-conference in the Sauron province headquarters, "but we simply can't let in any more 'sunshine' Americans. We did that during the Vietnam years and our mental health care system is still groaning under the load. To let in more of Les fou Americans at this point would pretty much overload the sidewalk spaces already staked out by Canada's homeless. "Alas, mon amis, we must say to you, as that great French general said at the crisis of the First World War Ils ne passeront pas. "Please take your laptops and your bongs and go back and make what life you can in the ruins of your once celestial city."" http://www.americandigest.org/mt-archives/002556.php