Cahiers du Football's Slide show

Discussion in 'France' started by Catel, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    The French Cup is an opportunity to discover the astounding creatures living in the inferior divisions.

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    "Sorry, Edouard, all the tests are positive: you're not a soccer player."

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    With pedagogy, Fabio Capello remind to the Madrid fans how many strikers he use to titularize in his team.
     
  2. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Since they're no more allowed to go to the nightclub, Leeds players tend to become nervous.

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    Swashbucklers are really decadent today.

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    To cure Mario Yepes' hiccup, Pauleta imitates Guy Lacombe's voice.
     
  3. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    The first signs of market introduction: in order to increase its profits, OL has fired 1/11e of the workforce.

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    Mel Gibson and Danny Glover should avoid shooting Lethal Weapon 5.

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    How could those familial, goodies buyers, free press readers, shareholders and probably Sarkozy electors, OL fans being appreciated ?
     
  4. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    In the Ligue 1, the light is rare, despite of many bulbheads.

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    At OL, the ambiance is meditative: the stock decreased of 83 cents that day.

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    The Lyonnais must touch their adversaries to be sure they really exist.
     
  5. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Here is the place where the suspense of Ligue 1 is buried.

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    Stewardship problems at Auxerre: the person in charge has forgotten to wind up Jean Fernandez before the match.

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    Reunited through the ages, Harpagon meets Scrooge McDuck.
     
  6. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    As long as Aulas lives, there will be no passion at Lyon.

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    Even more threatening than the last David Lynch movie: the mental images of a PSG player thinking about the end of the championship.

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    Terrible attempt by Terry's jaw, who tries to break Diaby's feet.
     
  7. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    The Beastie boys are the best example of why former groups should never be reunited.

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    Consequence of the Jean-Michel Aulas sportainment: the next Gerland show will be Holiday on ice.

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    Two backstabs are more efficient than one.
     
  8. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    What will you say when you'll have seen the OTHER matchs highlights !

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    Once again, Jack Bauer is in charge to protect Mr. President.

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    This is called "to have your past behind you".
     
  9. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    "Of course you know me, I'm Florian Maurice, the French NT striker
    for the World Cup 98, and unfortunately I've signed for PSG just one year before !"

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    But what have I done to become the new French fans pet ?!

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    No, AS Roma players have not forgotten Lyon yet.
     
  10. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    "Hey Mickael, tell them how many goals Djibril scored against me in the trainings since he's here !"

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    This is a usual effect of a match played by Sedan.

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    Ligue 1 show: no one can resist for a long time.
     
  11. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    "And now the summary: back on the fantastic last Lyon victory. We'll analyse the marvellous Lyon game. Ben Arfa: the revelation. Top 5: the songs Houllier listens on morning. "On the road" with Bernard Lacombe. And for the end: "Lyon dernière" with Sidney Govou."

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    He got his match prime, but Mamadou Niang tries to shake his president to make more coins fall.

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    His surnatural powers made Aulas prevent a wild rabble to invade an innocent field.
     
  12. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Don't you find those ends of saturday nights, when a pal tells you how you're friendly with him, absolutely pathetic ?

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    The new ecologic solution for your garden: an old player finishing his career.

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    With Wayne Rooney to enforce the attacking line, the mercato of OL is finished.
     
  13. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Ultimate solution for goalkeepers tired of the Ligue 1 show: the suicide.

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    At last, the same movie starring Jack Nicholson and Henry Guibet.

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    The last final of the "Bernard Tapie lookalike game" is a big surprise: the winner is a fat lady.
     
  14. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Jamel Debbouze, imitating a Lyon player scoring the victory goal at the 94th minute.

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    "I told them: if you fail the qualification for Champion's League, I will sell the OM to a Slovenian businessman born in Malta associated with a Bengladi-Colombian fund."

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    After so frustrating years, Robert-Louis Dreyfus has finally got a great pleasure with Marseille.
     
  15. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Eraserhead II: the Straight Story.

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    To play the Champion's League with Toulouse, Olivier Sadran has already recruited Sytchev and Solskjaer.

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    Shevchenko, thinking about his Russian retreat.
     
  16. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    For his holidays, Renato Civelli has watched the Carlos Mozer integral.

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    They did it ! After so many years, Bolton fans are happy to be the first club in Europe to lose a Cup final against Lyon !

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    Jean-Michel Aulas, discovering a new exotic Asian trophy to win.
     
  17. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Terrorized by their new shirts, Marseille players try to hide inside each other.

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    The negociations have ended: Pascal Feindouno is about to be catapulted to Dynamo Kiev.

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    Gael Givet is desperatly waiting for a train to Turin that would be 2 years late.
     
  18. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
    AND NOW THE NEW SEASON: 2007/2008 !

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    Trained by master Ricardo, this young apprentice is soldering a defense.

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    I that you who's called Trinita ?

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    Et là je dis aux anglais: "You will see how we are going to put it profound to you with my plan for 2012!"
     
  19. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Building a "Commando" team is more easy than managing with the extras of "Police Academy" !

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    "No, I already have got two copies of this one."

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    "Hey Sir, it seems Jean-Michel Aulas is insulting you over there."
     
  20. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Peter Crouch has difficulties to digest a cassoulet.

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    Even in Football Manager, impossible to make Metz winning.

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    Why Zenden failed his season beginning: he trained himself for a pommel horse tournament.
     
  21. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Jean Fernandez is really the clown of Ligue 1.

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    Mathieu Valbuena has been buried by his teammates, just for fun.


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    You got it: the boy with an irritating face is a Lyon fan, and the other who lost his teeth is for Saint-Etienne.
     
  22. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    "To infinity and beyond !"
     
  23. guignol

    guignol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Apr 28, 2005
    mermoz-les-boss
    Club:
    Olympique Lyonnais
    Nat'l Team:
    France
  24. Catel

    Catel Member

    Dec 18, 2006
    Lyon, France
    Nat'l Team:
    France
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    Robin Williams is tired to play always the same comical, tongue-in-cheek, ham role.

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    "Oh geez, that's my name, I never remember it."

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    Toulalan and Gourcuff are complementary: one has Spock's ears and the other has the outfit.

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    Football Manager 1982: beware the nostalgia filter.

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    You can win every winnable title with one of the best football teams ever, but remembering that you have played for ten months with Frédéric Déhu is always disturbing.

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    This reporter is not very convincing at telling the "cock-seek-ass" joke.

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    If you swallow too much football, you end up farting balls.
     

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