The French Cup is an opportunity to discover the astounding creatures living in the inferior divisions. "Sorry, Edouard, all the tests are positive: you're not a soccer player." With pedagogy, Fabio Capello remind to the Madrid fans how many strikers he use to titularize in his team.
Since they're no more allowed to go to the nightclub, Leeds players tend to become nervous. Swashbucklers are really decadent today. To cure Mario Yepes' hiccup, Pauleta imitates Guy Lacombe's voice.
The first signs of market introduction: in order to increase its profits, OL has fired 1/11e of the workforce. Mel Gibson and Danny Glover should avoid shooting Lethal Weapon 5. How could those familial, goodies buyers, free press readers, shareholders and probably Sarkozy electors, OL fans being appreciated ?
In the Ligue 1, the light is rare, despite of many bulbheads. At OL, the ambiance is meditative: the stock decreased of 83 cents that day. The Lyonnais must touch their adversaries to be sure they really exist.
Here is the place where the suspense of Ligue 1 is buried. Stewardship problems at Auxerre: the person in charge has forgotten to wind up Jean Fernandez before the match. Reunited through the ages, Harpagon meets Scrooge McDuck.
As long as Aulas lives, there will be no passion at Lyon. Even more threatening than the last David Lynch movie: the mental images of a PSG player thinking about the end of the championship. Terrible attempt by Terry's jaw, who tries to break Diaby's feet.
The Beastie boys are the best example of why former groups should never be reunited. Consequence of the Jean-Michel Aulas sportainment: the next Gerland show will be Holiday on ice. Two backstabs are more efficient than one.
What will you say when you'll have seen the OTHER matchs highlights ! Once again, Jack Bauer is in charge to protect Mr. President. This is called "to have your past behind you".
"Of course you know me, I'm Florian Maurice, the French NT striker for the World Cup 98, and unfortunately I've signed for PSG just one year before !" But what have I done to become the new French fans pet ?! No, AS Roma players have not forgotten Lyon yet.
"Hey Mickael, tell them how many goals Djibril scored against me in the trainings since he's here !" This is a usual effect of a match played by Sedan. Ligue 1 show: no one can resist for a long time.
"And now the summary: back on the fantastic last Lyon victory. We'll analyse the marvellous Lyon game. Ben Arfa: the revelation. Top 5: the songs Houllier listens on morning. "On the road" with Bernard Lacombe. And for the end: "Lyon dernière" with Sidney Govou." He got his match prime, but Mamadou Niang tries to shake his president to make more coins fall. His surnatural powers made Aulas prevent a wild rabble to invade an innocent field.
Don't you find those ends of saturday nights, when a pal tells you how you're friendly with him, absolutely pathetic ? The new ecologic solution for your garden: an old player finishing his career. With Wayne Rooney to enforce the attacking line, the mercato of OL is finished.
Ultimate solution for goalkeepers tired of the Ligue 1 show: the suicide. At last, the same movie starring Jack Nicholson and Henry Guibet. The last final of the "Bernard Tapie lookalike game" is a big surprise: the winner is a fat lady.
Jamel Debbouze, imitating a Lyon player scoring the victory goal at the 94th minute. "I told them: if you fail the qualification for Champion's League, I will sell the OM to a Slovenian businessman born in Malta associated with a Bengladi-Colombian fund." After so frustrating years, Robert-Louis Dreyfus has finally got a great pleasure with Marseille.
Eraserhead II: the Straight Story. To play the Champion's League with Toulouse, Olivier Sadran has already recruited Sytchev and Solskjaer. Shevchenko, thinking about his Russian retreat.
For his holidays, Renato Civelli has watched the Carlos Mozer integral. They did it ! After so many years, Bolton fans are happy to be the first club in Europe to lose a Cup final against Lyon ! Jean-Michel Aulas, discovering a new exotic Asian trophy to win.
Terrorized by their new shirts, Marseille players try to hide inside each other. The negociations have ended: Pascal Feindouno is about to be catapulted to Dynamo Kiev. Gael Givet is desperatly waiting for a train to Turin that would be 2 years late.
AND NOW THE NEW SEASON: 2007/2008 ! Trained by master Ricardo, this young apprentice is soldering a defense. I that you who's called Trinita ? Et là je dis aux anglais: "You will see how we are going to put it profound to you with my plan for 2012!"
Building a "Commando" team is more easy than managing with the extras of "Police Academy" ! "No, I already have got two copies of this one." "Hey Sir, it seems Jean-Michel Aulas is insulting you over there."
Peter Crouch has difficulties to digest a cassoulet. Even in Football Manager, impossible to make Metz winning. Why Zenden failed his season beginning: he trained himself for a pommel horse tournament.
Jean Fernandez is really the clown of Ligue 1. Mathieu Valbuena has been buried by his teammates, just for fun. You got it: the boy with an irritating face is a Lyon fan, and the other who lost his teeth is for Saint-Etienne.
well, you can't hotlink to these pix anymore, but here's a good one: http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/diapo_2008.php?id=1504 at OL, aulas wants internationals at every position, including busdriver.
http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/di...&pageNum_vignettes=1&totalRows_vignettes=3833 Robin Williams is tired to play always the same comical, tongue-in-cheek, ham role. http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/di...&pageNum_vignettes=1&totalRows_vignettes=3833 "Oh geez, that's my name, I never remember it." http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/di...&pageNum_vignettes=1&totalRows_vignettes=3833 Toulalan and Gourcuff are complementary: one has Spock's ears and the other has the outfit. http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/diapo_2008.php?id=13884&lecteur=1 Football Manager 1982: beware the nostalgia filter. http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/diapo_2008.php?id=13835&lecteur=1 You can win every winnable title with one of the best football teams ever, but remembering that you have played for ten months with Frédéric Déhu is always disturbing. http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/diapo_2008.php?id=13833&lecteur=1 This reporter is not very convincing at telling the "cock-seek-ass" joke. http://www.cahiersdufootball.net/di...&pageNum_vignettes=1&totalRows_vignettes=3833 If you swallow too much football, you end up farting balls.