Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Manafa's superkick sent the Maritimo dude flying while holding his leg even though the death blow was at the ribs. Shawn Michaels would be so proud of this superkick :ROFLMAO:

    That fall remined me of that time when Scott Hall oversold the stunner where he was suspended in the air for a few seconds
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Hyperbole aside, Manafa rolls over and kicks out at the defender. Regardless of how much force he used or how much Hermes sold it, how is that not a red card?
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    The ref didn't think it was. My opinion won't change your mind. The kickout was kind of soft. The Maritime player even had to try and oversell the crap out of it in hopes to get the call.

    We will just go with the default "PDC must of paid off the ref yet again". The dude must be bankrupt by now. How much does each PK cost these days? Are there covid specials?
     
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Boy you really love putting words in people's mouths, Vic. It's either that, or trying to come up with a false narrative that literally nobody is implying.

    I've already stated it multiple times. Here's the recipe:

    1. Have some calls go against you OR play like shit against the minnows of this league.
    2. Blame the referees for the fact that your team is garbage and can't create chances unless Taremi flops to the floor calling for PKs or unless Corona has moments of genius.
    3. Have your coach claim that the refs robbed his team. Then have your Director of Communications and President whine.
    4. Hang banners in the stands criticizing the referees (an offence that would lead to punishment if it was any other team).
    5. Refs feel intimidated and threatened to call anything against your team and favor your team with bogus PKs, and allow your team to get away with red-card challenges.
    6. Rinse & repeat.
    Does that make it clear enough?
     
  5. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Cagao thread is getting too serious. Is there a safe place left to troll anymore? :D

    Not putting words in anyone's mouth, just saying it's always the same stuff over and over. I guess you will say because it is the same stuff over and over. It is what it is.
     
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  6. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    LOL the troll thread is actually the Joao Felix thread.
     
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  7. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    I'm not touching that one:D
     
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  8. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    poor benfica, and the 100 year curse still continues

    how bad are our teams in Europe league is shit and its going to continue until all our clubs stop buying shit cheap foreigners and start investing in our local talent who will play for the shirt and give 110% every time.
     
  9. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    It is up to the referee to determine whether they give a red or not - not every decision is black or white, there is a lot of grey in the rules. I wouldn't complain if this was given a red but I can understand why it would only be a yellow. It is up to the referee on the day to make that call.
     
  10. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    He is playing professional football for the club he loves. What are you doing with yourself?
     
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  11. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    SELL SELL SELL!!!!

    Local talent will always get pimped out to the highest bidder. Look at Fabio Silva, the kid should be be in the FC Porto B team getting minutes and going to the main team every now and then but he is getting destroyed in the EPL.
     
  12. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Of course you would "understand if he only got a yellow", you're Porto homer. The fact that you can't be objective about the rules and how they apply equally to all players and clubs just shows how delusional you are. Kicking out at players with your studs is a red card offense.
     
  13. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Lmfao bro. This a soccer forum. Everyone is here to talk soccer, not compare out personal lives. My comment is related to his playing ability. I don't see the hype. At all. 40 minutes okayed and he's dove for 2 PKs and y'all are ready to crown him the next Deco.

    But if you want to compare personal lives, I would be more than happy to do so with you.
     
  14. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Was Fabio Silva ever good?
     
  15. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    He was/is a promising youth player. We literally fed him to the wolves. Missed opportunity. I'm still hoping he can develop.
     
  16. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    I just said it could have been a red. Do you know how to read?
     
  17. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    #6567 theFOOTBALLlover, Feb 25, 2021
    Last edited: Feb 25, 2021
    [emoji1787][emoji1787]
     
  18. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    No, dipshit, you said you could understand that it was just a yellow when it clearly should have been a red card. Your bullshit "it's-up-to-the-referee" nonsense completely ignores the fact that it is a red card offense.
     
  19. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    FC Porto with the Cagao of the year
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Taremi doing his best Bryan Ruiz impression
     
  21. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  22. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    This is why the refs are so fvked up in our league if it was any other club outside the big 3 it’s a pen it’s a free kick it’s red card etc
     
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  23. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
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  24. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  25. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    In my opinion, it isn’t as black and white as you suggest.

    Anyways, well done on the draw. You guys might actually win something for once.
     

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