Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Only difference is I actually stopped watching it. I'll watch Braga in any other competition but that show, I already know the plot.
     
  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Braga is f*cking pathetic. Hope they get smashed in Europa League.
     
  3. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    #5278 BatatasFritas, Feb 3, 2018
    Last edited: Feb 3, 2018
    Still pissed off with that 0-0 in the midweek game. I'm sure that tie will come back to haunt Porto. The points vs Braga were always in the bag considering how Braga have been playing vs the big 3. Since we are talking about the WWE, Braga is like Razor Ramon, always up there with the big boys but can never beat them.

    Looks like the Ferrari got a tuneup and will be ready for the rest of the race with Porto and Sporting.

    Has no one figured out how to defend vs Jonas? All our small teams ever do is defend and they can't do sh!t vs Jonas. The guy will be banging 30 goals a season into his late 30's at this rate.

    Your turn Sporting.
     
  4. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Nah braga plays Sporting hard since they're Lampiao trash. They gladly sprradstheir ass cheeks for Puerto and Benficacic.

    Ferrari got a tuneup? How so? By Paixao giving them two extra minutes against Belenenses? Rio Ave are atrocious without Ribeiro.

    Puerto and Benficacic won so I thoroughly expect some Colinho tomorrow
     
  5. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Did you run out of material? Puerto, really? You used to use that a couple years back. Couldn't come up with some African name for Porto now?

    Sporting will be good tomorrow, the busted section of the stadium is closed off and drama queen BDC will get his way.
     
  6. interacmilan

    interacmilan New Member

    Varzim
    Andorra
    Feb 3, 2018
    Alex Telles is the best left-back in the league.
     
  7. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal

    Busted? Official report said nothing was busted. Just a pathetic way for Puerto (yea bringing it back to life) fans to avoid a defeat.

    But good point. Need an African name for Puerto now
     
  8. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Yes he is
     
  9. theFOOTBALLlover

    FC Porto, SC Freamunde & Fraser Park FC
    Jan 17, 2015
    Sydney
    You are pathetic.

    Did you not see the photos? If I saw that, I'd be worried about being in that grandstand as well.
     
  10. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    How come the Sporting fans aren't packing the busted stands? Could it be for safety reasons or part of the master conspiracy for Porto to delay the game and play the second half against a fresh Estoril team?

    The truth is often stranger than fiction.:thumbsup:
     
  11. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    You are right about that.
     
  12. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    1-0 Estoril

    Waiting for Coentrao to have another panic attack.

    which reminds me, how many games did Coentrao get for abusing the ref and destrotying the bench?

    Did anyone see Coentrao take out one of Estoril;s players and not even a card?????


    Make that 2-0
    Perfectly clean and onside goal.
    Zabordem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  13. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
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  14. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Surely he got a hefty fine and a stern talking to no?
     
  15. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    You would think but nothing has been said or done regarding his behaviour.

    Penalty on Coates!
     
  16. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Fantastic game yesterday! Quite impressed.
     
  17. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    He has been great. Most likely gone in the summer.
     
  18. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Here is SCP-!6 when he thinks of this sh it.
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  19. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    How the drunk, liar, tax evader, wife beater and cry baby did not get a red in this game is beyond me.

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  20. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    VAR saves Zabordem's ass!
     
  21. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    UM GRANDE CHOURIÇO HA
     
  22. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Deve ser porque ele está sempre a lamber no saco de BDC
     
  23. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    I'm glad all the Sporting fans were safe and adhered to the stadium rules in the bancada norte.
    [​IMG]
     
  24. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    I just found exclusive video of Zabordem's game today against Estoril.

    Here it is:



    Enjoy third place!
     
  25. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    Montereo offside!
    HAHAHA
     

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