Cagão Thread - (Troll Thread)

Discussion in 'Portugal' started by ---Z---, Dec 11, 2015.

  1. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Old favour to his former club.

    Funny how you guys are crying left right and center about how you are being robbed but then when we make a simliar troll claim, you guys are all defensive.

    If you guys were really being robbed, you wouldn't be in 1st.
     
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  2. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    But our "crying" is simply what we see in front of our eyes on weekly basis. Ref makes numerous shady calls and decisions against us, no justification for them, and provides numerous shady calls and decisions in favor of other teams nearly every week.

    To say that Tonel purposely handled the ball is complete speculation. You cannot judge his intent by watching what happened. As opposed to a referee making numerous horrible decisions in the span of 90 minutes on weekly basis against SCP. I can sit here and recollect specific instances where that has happened. It's right there in front of all of our eyes.

    Take the tin foil hat off. We are in first because your team is just not that good and Porto is managed by a retard. Also, we have JJ, and improved on our squad. We don't win by shady PKs and our opposition doesn't receive dubious red cards like SLB.
     
  3. verde-rubro

    verde-rubro Member+

    C.S.Maritimo + Liverpool FC
    Portugal
    Jan 15, 2005
    LONDON
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
  4. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Sporting with the double cagalhao. The sporting fans are very fragile. Already crying about the league. Can't wait to hear BDC cry about this too.

    Did the refs rob you this time too?
     
  5. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Sporting Cagou. At least I got the sack to admit it. Braga is a non existent irrelevant 4th place team. And Porto, well Apito Dorado. All I gotta say about the most corrupt club on the face of the earth.
     
  6. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Damn, I didn't realize you are this hurt. Cry it out, and get it out of the way. After you are done chorar, vai cagar. Hopefully your team is ready to face the most corrupt team that hasn't won the league in a few years now.
     
  7. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Porto just has to show up to games and they will most likely win without doing anything.

    teams always give 110% against SCP, its like its the WC Final for the majority of liga sides.
     
  8. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Not sure if anyone saw today but SCP (pronounced :Zbortemugh) or better known around the world as Sporting Lisabona Cagou today. Yup, went to Madeira just to shit their pants. But don't worry their fans already celebrated the league this year so it's ok they already had a parade so they are fine now.

    p.s. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breathes in* AHHAHAHAHAHAA

    p.p.s Who started this great thread? What a genius idea.
     
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  9. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    100% Caganeira

    s-l225.jpg
     
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  10. ---Z---

    ---Z--- Member+

    Cagalhao
    Nov 2, 2005
    CAMPEAO
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    offside goal

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  11. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    I know right?! So corrupt and haven't won a league title in three years. Pretty pathetic.
     
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  12. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    But but but, this happens to all teams, Right!?!?!
     

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  13. eurodad

    eurodad Member+

    Mar 15, 2005
    Brampton
    And Sporting never benefited from and offside goal at the end of a game. lol. It happens to everyone.....
     
  14. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Lol Sporting

    It would only be better if Benfica would have leapfrogged too. Just wait til Mou comes to his one true love.
     
  15. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Put the crack pipe down.
     
  16. nbstriker8

    nbstriker8 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Dec 10, 2008
    new beige
    Club:
    SL Benfica
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    When Mou and CR7 are reunited at the home of their childhood dreams, you'll need the pipe!
     
  17. GoodDead

    GoodDead Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 8, 2004
    Toronto Canada
    Club:
    Sporting Braga
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Blatter and Platini CAGOU BIG TIME!
     
  18. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    Doyen cagou no BDC.
     
  19. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bdc esta tudo constipado
     
  20. SCP_16

    SCP_16 Member+

    Aug 8, 2004
    Bay Area
    Club:
    Sporting CP Lisbon
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Ouch
     

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  21. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Ouch is right our last competent coach was Vitor Pereira years ago but its ok Santa Clara are doing well tbf Clemente has been great all we need is a striker and well get into position

    Also the liga has a bitter hatered for the insulars

    Just ask @verde-rubro maritimo have like 1 million red cards
     
  22. BatatasFritas

    BatatasFritas Member+

    Nov 29, 2004
    Toronto
    Club:
    FC Porto
    BDC cagou na discoteca. Probably all hyped up about his massive Doyen failure.
     
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  23. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    Bruno só queria peidar mas acabou cagando nas calças- quote from the police in madeira

    No wonder the club owner kicked him out he made the club smell like s*** and cheap bacalhau
     
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  24. vaiamerda

    vaiamerda Member+

    Feb 27, 2011
    #49 vaiamerda, Dec 22, 2015
    Last edited: Dec 22, 2015
    Liga dos campeoes, nem cheirou.
    Taça de portugal, já foste.
    Campeonato, tás em segundo.
    Doyen, paga o que deves.
    Carrillo, adeus.
    Feliz 2016 Bruninho.

     
  25. CDPontaDelgada

    CDPontaDelgada Member+

    CD Santa Clara
    Aug 15, 2012
    Ponta Delgada PT
    Nat'l Team:
    Portugal
    How i missed u lol
     

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