"C-Ron" - What the Hell?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by billyireland, Jan 18, 2004.

  1. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    I know Cristiano doesn't sound right for some reason, and it's confusing to call him Ronaldo, but what is with the whole "C-Ron" deal, American's seem to love using it (T-Mac for Tracy McGrady, T-New for Terrence Newman, etc)... why not just call him CybertRON, at least that's funny... or Cristy... yea, from now on I'm calling the guy Cristy
     
  2. Achtung

    Achtung Member

    Jul 19, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As with many other American cultural points, the blame for that naming convention can be traced to one Jennifer Lopez, who started it all with her album titled "J-Lo". After that it spread to baseball star Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod), and from that point seemingly every celebrity on earth.

    The only one that's really funny is basketball player Kenyon Martin, aka K-Mart.

    I still say Cristiano... it is kinda weird though.
     
  3. Roush

    Roush Member

    Dec 19, 2001
    Kansas City
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Try borrowing from another American convention (the infomercial...) with this one: RonCo...

    "Set it... And Forget It!"
     
  4. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    A-Rod is pretty funny sounding in itself, if you ask me.
     
  5. Acronym

    Acronym BigSoccer Yellow Card

    Nov 26, 2003
    Ol' blighty
    is it name branding on his behalf C-ron? sounds ok tho..
     
  6. Motterman

    Motterman Member

    Jul 8, 2002
    Orlando, FL
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As long as he's not a bust as big as N-Ron. :D
     
  7. johno

    johno Member+

    Jul 15, 2003
    in the wind
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    Here here!!
     
  8. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    Or V-Ron

    Zing!
     
  9. The Double

    The Double Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 11, 2002
    Denver
    ESPNews started calling him A-Rod way before that album came out, I believe.
     
  10. johno

    johno Member+

    Jul 15, 2003
    in the wind
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    --other--
    I'd have to agree with you there... SportsCenter is in fact to blame for all of this 2 syllable nonsense... they like the catch phrase...

    I think we should call him Chris... a good British (I'm assuming) name.

    Or perhaps Rono but only after Keano retires... and perhaps Christy like the others mentioned but then we could not call Scholes Scholesy anymore... but that is not such a bad thing anyway...

    But... all of this is conjecture as after Robben's arrival next year and his replacement of Giggs in the team in the year after Cristiano, playing alongside Robben will no doubt have to be called... Batman!!!
     
  11. Achtung

    Achtung Member

    Jul 19, 2002
    Chicago
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Hmm, come to think of it, you might be right. Rodriguez has been around for a while, so its very possible. Well then I'll just shift the blame to those wh0res at ESPN. :D
     
  12. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    C-Ron:D

    Actually, the reason this thread is getting bumped is that I clicked on Thread(next to Thread Starter). Is the default view "Last Post"?
     
  13. Val

    Val Moderator
    Staff Member

    Arsenal
    Mar 12, 2004
    MD's Eastern Shore
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    I thought Chris Webber, CWebb, was the first.
     
  14. Futbol_Head

    Futbol_Head Member+

    Manchester United
    Aug 18, 2007
    Bay Area, CA
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I'm American..NEVER heard someone say that before..and I'd like to keep it that way.
     
  15. Bronaldo

    Bronaldo Red Card

    Apr 8, 2007
    Canada
    i just say Ronaldo, if in conversation we are clearly talking about

    A) United
    B) a good player right now
    C) someone who is not fat
    D) a cnut

    On msn i use CRonaldo sometimes my friends say cronaldo as in [cron]-[aldo]
     
  16. Chaz Striker

    Chaz Striker Member+

    Jul 26, 2005
    Denver
    Oldanor Onaitsirhc

    That's what I call him.
     
  17. Red 11

    Red 11 Member

    Jan 31, 2007
    Colorado, USA
    Club:
    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Billy, I would have thought Cristy Moore had the Cristy name copyrighted... :p

    Anyway, I use CR7 in text messages to refer to him.
     
  18. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    Ronaldo is no Joxer!

    It's good to see that the C-Ron fad wore off... but this is the most random bump I've come across in a long time. :)
     
  19. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    True. Why does it pop up on the front page when you sort on thread anyways?
     
  20. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    TBH, I have no idea. Kind of strange, that...
     
  21. Brady24

    Brady24 Member

    Sep 20, 2007
    Just call him "That Boy Ronaldo", this old timer i talk to @ Fado sometimes just calls him that all the time its kinda humorous.
     
  22. mhtwins113

    mhtwins113 Member

    May 9, 2005
    Club:
    Lincoln City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Because it starts in a quote, which precedes the alphabet in sorting.
     
  23. cr7torossi

    cr7torossi Member+

    May 10, 2007
    But if they are sorting by characters sequentially, the scapegoat thread should be behind Big Ron and C-Ron, right? (just being a nerd here:eek:)

    “Scapegoat thread” / Form - what is it really? / United v Celtic aftermath [R] ([​IMG] 123 ... Last Page)
    Fandando
    28 Nov 2006 05:13 PM
    by Rakim_22
    "Big Ron: Football manager"
    jammybastard
    20 Sep 2006 01:44 PM
    by jammybastard
    "C-Ron" - What the Hell? ([​IMG] 123)
    billyireland
     
  24. mhtwins113

    mhtwins113 Member

    May 9, 2005
    Club:
    Lincoln City FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  25. O Fenômeno

    O Fenômeno New Member

    Apr 21, 2007
    New Jersey
    Anything other than Ronaldo is fine by me....
     

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