Bush's FCC: Your Butt is a "Sexual Organ"

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  1. MasterShake29

    MasterShake29 Member+

    Oct 28, 2001
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    #1 MasterShake29, Jan 27, 2008
    Listen, all you women that have resisting the backdoor sex because it's unnatural or some other lame excuse, it's time to give that up.

    Because your butt is indeed a sexual organ. Don't take my word for it, just ask the FCC:



    Thanks Nancy Pelosi for not impeaching these idiots.
     
  2. Demosthenes

    Demosthenes Member+

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    #2 Demosthenes, Jan 27, 2008
    Sounds like ABC was in violation, whatever your proclivities.
     
  3. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Cascarino's Pizzeria Member+

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    #3 Cascarino's Pizzeria, Jan 27, 2008
    IIRC NYPD Blue (ok, trying hard not to puke) showed Frantz's azz one time. That should be a fine for bad taste, right?
     
  4. wallacegrommit

    wallacegrommit Member

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    #4 wallacegrommit, Jan 27, 2008
    An ultimate irony, considering the apparent topic of the episode.
     
  5. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

    Mar 28, 2005
    indianapolis
    #5 YankHibee, Jan 27, 2008
    This is why it is great that the new generation is being raised on ATM. ATM, DP, BDSM, TP, BBW, these are all great examples of things that happen in a healthy, unrepressed society.
     
  6. PhillyQuakesFan

    PhillyQuakesFan New Member

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    #6 PhillyQuakesFan, Jan 27, 2008

    Because of this?? Seriously???
     
  7. MasterShake29

    MasterShake29 Member+

    Oct 28, 2001
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    #7 MasterShake29, Jan 27, 2008
    No.

    But because Nancy Pelosi made a political calculation to give George W. Bush a pass, stuff like this happens.
     
  8. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    #8 Barbara, Jan 28, 2008
    I was really hoping that someone else would respond to this but I guess I'll have to give it a shot. This really is not my favorite subject. Here goes.

    We don't poop from our buttocks. We don't need our buttocks to poop. Unless the person whose buttocks were shown on ABC was bent over, spreading said buttocks for a lovely view of the netherest of her nether regions, you can't say that excretory organs were exposed, therefore you can't say that ABC necessarily violated anything. Except me, for having to type this post.
     
  9. argentine soccer fan

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    Jan 18, 2001
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    #9 argentine soccer fan, Jan 28, 2008
    Of course we need our buttocks to poop. Otherwise we would fall into the toilet.
     
  10. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

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    #10 Barbara, Jan 28, 2008
    Doh! Silly me!
     
  11. YankHibee

    YankHibee Member+

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    indianapolis
    #11 YankHibee, Jan 28, 2008
    If we didn't have butts, couldn't we just stand up and coach the Browns to the Superbowl? Be sorta like a horse, no?
     
  12. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    #12 HerthaBerwyn, Jan 28, 2008
    Given what comes out of it, how can five networks show Bush's mouth for two hours tonight?
     
  13. wallacegrommit

    wallacegrommit Member

    Sep 19, 2005
    #13 wallacegrommit, Jan 28, 2008
    Not true. Almost every show with people exposes excretory organs. Skin is the largest excretory organ of the human body.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Excretion#Other
     
  14. IntheNet

    IntheNet New Member

    Nov 5, 2002
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    #14 IntheNet, Jan 28, 2008
    We're getting a break for two hours from all five networks showing Obama's mouth 24/7...
     
  15. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
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    #15 Claymore, Jan 28, 2008
    "....rage, rage against the dying of the [black] light!"
     
  16. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    #16 Matt in the Hat, Jan 28, 2008
    You are all hypocrites. You all want the FCC to have content regulation power but get all pissy when they actually assert it.
     
  17. HerthaBerwyn

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    May 24, 2003
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    #17 HerthaBerwyn, Jan 28, 2008
    Wouldnt it be nice if the free market types had the courage of their convictions, even when it made them squicky?
     
  18. wallacegrommit

    wallacegrommit Member

    Sep 19, 2005
    #18 wallacegrommit, Jan 28, 2008
    I want the police to have the power to arrest criminals, but I get pissy when they beat up innocent people.
     
  19. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    #19 Matt in the Hat, Jan 28, 2008
    To make your comparison even remotely relevant you have to assume that the cops get to decide what behavior is considered criminal.

    The FCC should only regulate bandwidth and other technical matters. They need to get out of the speech police business.
     
  20. Kobranzilla

    Kobranzilla Member

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    #20 Kobranzilla, Jan 28, 2008
    was this a joke?
     
  21. wallacegrommit

    wallacegrommit Member

    Sep 19, 2005
    #21 wallacegrommit, Jan 28, 2008
    People speed all the time right in front of cops and don't get pulled over.

    The FCC enforces statutes, they don't have plenary power to make up the rules. A cop is enforcing a criminal statute, too. A cop can exercise discretion and so can the FCC.
     
  22. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    #22 Matt in the Hat, Jan 28, 2008
    Obviously they can't. They need their content regulation power stripped from them.
     
  23. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

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    #23 Barbara, Jan 28, 2008
    I only get pissy when they are unreasonable. I consider this unreasonable - especially the size of the fine.
     
  24. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
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    Sep 21, 2002
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    #24 Matt in the Hat, Jan 28, 2008
    But I'm sure if the fairness doctrine, designed to limit political speech from the right, was put back into place you would consider that reasonable, right.

    And this is the big problem. It is the consumer that should be the arbitor of what is decent and indecent. What's reasonable and unreasonable. It should not be the federal government with their warped concepts of what is good and what is fair and what is tasteful.

    I mean there is still a 1st amendment, right?
     
  25. JBigjake

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    #25 JBigjake, Jan 28, 2008
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