Apparently, you need a minimal level of coordination that the leader of the free world does not possess.
I think it was more like this exchange George W. Bush: Do you ride in a limo to Parlaiment from #10 Downing Street? Tony Blair: No, I ride my bike. George W. Bush: What kind of bike do you have? Tony Blair: It's a sledgehammer. George W. Bush: Dang! You got shocks, pegs... lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Tony then takes a sweet jump on a ramp George built for him. George W. Bush: You got like three feet of air that time. Can I try it real quick? George tries to repeat Tony's sweet jump, but doesn't quite manage to make it.
I'd like to think he'd say the same sort of unprintable things that the rest of us would say. I don't want to be led by a person who doesn't cuss.
What the heck is the leader of the largest oil grab in history doing riding a bicycle anyway? Or did he get a good bunch of speed with his gas-powered 125hp bicycle? I'm supposed to believe he's a recovering alchoholic? I mean, he's choked on a Rold Gold, fallen off a bike twice, and pitched over a machine that sports three internal gyroscopes.
Yes, but the gyroscopes don't work if you're too stupid to press the "ON" button, which is apparently what happened.