Bush thrown, injured by scottish velocipede?

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  1. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    Rumors are flying. Cop injured as well.
     
  2. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    we need a link asap.

    Was he eating a pretzel at the time?
     
  3. Selecao2002

    Selecao2002 New Member

    Oct 20, 2000
    MA
    He was under a tree reading "My Pet Goat". He had two more pages to go.
     
  4. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    Good Lord, they let him ride a bike? Where was the Secret Service - they know better!
     
  5. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    I was kind of hoping for a headline from Scotland like this:


    "BUSH INJURED BY ROY KEANE STUDS UP CHALLENGE"

    But, with his track record, a bike/segway/velocipede makes more sense. Everyone was up in arms about Kellen Winslow Jr. and his motorcycle accident. Isn't it about time that someone tells the leader of the free world to keep his friggin feet on the ground?

    The guy is just not an athlete.
     
  6. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Who is reporting, I can't find it. The video of him being thrown dubbed over with the applause from the last episode of Fresh Prince that is.
     
  7. DynamoKiev_USA

    DynamoKiev_USA New Member

    Jul 6, 2003
    Silver Spring, MD
    Let's hope his self-esteem is intact after such an embarassment. :(
     
  8. Mel Brennan

    Mel Brennan PLANITARCHIS' BANE

    Paris Saint Germain
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    Apr 8, 2002
    Baltimore
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  9. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    I understand that Sen. Frist was fortunately on hand at the scene of the accident. He examined the president, and apparently, he is responding to bright, shiny objects.
     
  10. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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  11. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Apparently it happened just as he turned and yelled at Tony Blair. "Hey T, becha ten bucks I can jump this hedge!"
     
  12. Magpie Maniac

    Magpie Maniac Member

    Dec 28, 2001
    North Carolina, USA
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    Newcastle United FC
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    Well, just wait until the autopsy then let's hear what Frist has to say.

    He'll be backpedaling then. (Pun intended.)
     
  13. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    Chicago
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    Dr. Frist also put Bush on an experimental AIDS treatment when he realized that the grass could contain the deadly disease.
     
  14. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    Ah...if only Bush ran into an american cop..."Officer down, officer down, pile on the perp!". If he was lucky.

    D'ya think it was because the cop was on "the wrong side of the road"?

    Anyway, George - I am heartened to see you spending time outside - showing some inclination towards physical activity - and showing an interest in seeing foreign landscapes instead of local walmarts. You hardly would expect old Jacque to be out there, y'know.


    But seriously dude.








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    Get some.
     
  15. Magpie Maniac

    Magpie Maniac Member

    Dec 28, 2001
    North Carolina, USA
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    This President makes Gerald Ford look like a tightrope walker.
     
  16. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ
    Man talk about serious partisanship

    You guys are too much :)
     
  17. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    Give people credit. At least nobody has said yet that it is all an evil plan engineered by Karl Rove to distract from the real news.
     
  18. DJPoopypants

    DJPoopypants New Member

    No kidding. All these hate-filled partisans immediately blame Bush.

    Meanwhile, Fox news, the only reliable source of journalism, has the truth that the liberal media and Michael Moore are hiding.

    It was this guy, sent by Howard Dean, that caused it all.

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  19. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ

    Just wait
     
  20. Sine Pari

    Sine Pari Member

    Oct 10, 2000
    NUNYA, BIZ
    Bushy beard.....hmmm.........Osama ?
     
  21. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    Comedy knows no party.

    Or should that be "nos know party?" ;)
     
  22. Magpie Maniac

    Magpie Maniac Member

    Dec 28, 2001
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  23. Claymore

    Claymore Member

    Jul 9, 2000
    Montgomery Vlg, MD
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    DC United
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    United States
    Somebody get this guy a pair of bowling shoes.
     
  24. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

    Feb 29, 2000
    Denver
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    How many falls off of wheeled vehicles is that for him now?
     
  25. Chris M.

    Chris M. Member+

    Jan 18, 2002
    Chicago
    I guess it depends if the couch he was eating pretzels on had metal casters or not.
     

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