I didn't watch his acceptance speech, but people have told me it went something like this... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some people say that i'm a bad guy.. They may be right, they may be right. But it's not as if I don't try.. I just ******** up, try as I might But I can change, I can change! I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it! I'll open up my heart and I will share it.. Any minute now I will be born again! Yes I can change, I can change! I know i've been a dirty little bastard I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane! But it's okay, 'COS I CAN CHANGE!! It's not my fault that i'm so evil.. It's society, society. You see my parents were sometimes abusive.. And it made, a prick of me. But I can change, I can change! Satan: But what if you never change? What if you remain a sandy little butthole? Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit Mother Teresa won't have ******** on me! Here I am, just watch me change.. Here you go, i'm changing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seems fitting, a short, evil totalitarian ****ing the "great Satan" up the *** for awhile now.
Your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore They're already overcrowded from your dirty little war Now Jesus don't like killing, no matter what the reason for And your flag decal won't get you into heaven anymore
I wouldn't live there if you paid me. I couldn't live like that, no siree! I couldn't do the things the way those people do. I wouldn't live there if you paid me to. I'm tired of looking out the windows of the airplane I'm tired of travelling, I want to be somewhere. It's not even worth talking about those people down there.