Great. And my thread with actual political commentary about the dozen threads saying Bush would send us into more wars was closed down right away.
This thread reminds me of that episode of Leave It To Beaver where Eddie Haskell is buttering up Mr. and Mrs. Cleaver to their faces and being a complete troublemaker when he's with Wally and Beaver.
Or like that episode of BJ & The Bear, where Sheriff Lobo finally catches Greg Evigan, and sodomizes him with a toilet plunger before selling the Bear off to a cosmetics lab for experimentation.
I remember this one extra special Who's the Boss where Tony and Angela have lots of sexual tension but don't do anything about it, Mona flirts with everything with legs and Samantha walks around looking like she's gonna be really hot in five years...
That's like that episode of Different Strokes where Willis kills someone at a crack house, Kim does porn movies and robs a dry cleaner, and Arnold assaults a fan while working as a mall security guard. Err, wait...
That reminds me of an episode of That's My Mama where Clifton is short on funds and Leonard owes him money and won't pay, so Clifton threatens him with a head of lettuce and Dwayne is caught in bed with Mama sayin' "Uh-uh" to fat-roll cunnilingus.
That reminds me of an episode of Mama's family where Mama ahhh, ummm......who the fvck actually watched that show?
Remember that sitcom with what's-their-name from Seinfeld that got cancelled after a week because it sucked donkey balls?
That reminds me of an episode of Manimal where Bo Brundin (as Cyrus Gipps) and Meeno Peluce (as Corky) each walk off the ********ing set in mid-take in disgust at the very name of the show, let alone Simon MacCorkindale's moosey head.
I would've paid $19.95 to see that that episode. But pretty much only to see Michael J. Fox air-condition his skull.
We interrupt this threadjack to bring you a Muppet News Flash: Jeff Davis County in Mississippi voted for John Kerry. Mississippi. John Kerry. Jeff Davis. Blue. And now, back to that "Yet Another God-Damned Abbot & Costello Movie."* (*Onion joke)