Bumper Stickers

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew SC' started by Eggy, Sep 27, 2003.

  1. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    I have seen all these bumper stickers lately and it really makes me worried.

    The first one is

    "Serperation Of Church and Hate"

    What are they trying to imply? Who's hateful? The Church? The State? Or is a thing where it just made a catchy slogan for gay people?


    The next one I saw was "If you smoke why bathe?"

    Your guess is as good as mine as to why someone thought that was a clever sticker.

    Better yet I see one that said "Question Consumption"

    What is that saying? That everyon is greedy and should start sharing more. It was pretty funny stuck on the back of a gas-guzzling VW.

    And the one I see 100 times a day is the "Free Tibet". Not a damn person who has this sticker has ever been to tibet. And if some famous people didn't start the thing nobody would care at all.

    So come one come all and buy Eggy's new Bumper Sticker.

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  2. prk166

    prk166 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 8, 2000
    Med City
    Wow. Are you working for good ol' John Ashcroft that you personally know that absolutely not one damn person who has a free tibet bumper sticker has been there & that no one would care? Sounds like something someone would've said when Hitler pranced across the Netherlands or Poland back in the 40s. Nice, really nice. You should see a doctor to see if they can't do something about the redness on your neck.
     
  3. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Ahahahaha.

    It's working already. People are getting wound up and starting the name calling.
     
  4. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Fancy Title Here

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw one yesterday:

    "If you love animals called pets, then why do you eat animals called food?"
     
  5. G Enriquez

    G Enriquez Member+

    Apr 1, 2002
    Tampa
    Club:
    FC Tampa Bay Rowdies
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Eggy,just by the tone of your post,i have a feeling that your a fan of Dubya.
     
  6. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Actually, I don't like poloticians. Glad you could hear the tone of my post. You must have some big ears.

    I like how people want to make this political.

    The thread wasn't about polotics it was about stupid people.

    Next victim please.
     
  7. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I saw one a while ago that said "Fry Mumia!!" Not sure who Mumia is just kknow i have seen a lot of stickers trying to free his ass and thought this was funny.
     
  8. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    Yeah I've seen the Fry Mumia as well.

    Mumia killed a cop so now he's in jail. It was cool for awhile to try and free Mumia but as of lately he's a bit out of style.
     
  9. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Bumper Stickers

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    God, Eggy makes it look so easy getting the idiots all riled up. I have to work so damned hard at it. It's just not fair.

    (PS: Hey Nikita: Hitler "pranced" across Poland in 1939. And I don't think he was ever in Tibet either. Although he did apparently fart a lot)

    (PPS: You also might want to check out the Chinese governments' travel policies in occupied Tibet. No, stupid, there's no way ANY of those people have actually been there. It's probably John Ashcroft's fault though)
     
  10. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Mumia Abu-Jamal (nee Wesley Cook) who the left now wants to call a "journalist" because he once worked as a news reader for a black radio station but who hadn't had that job for over a year and was working as a cab driver, shot and killed 25 year old Philadelphia Police Officer Daniel Faulkner in 1981. A racially mixed jury that he himself helped select took under 3 hours to convict him and sentence him to be executed.

    But all you really need to know about this whole deal is that certifiable doddering old whackjob Ed Asner is leading the fight to free this animal, calling him a "political prisoner of racist Amerikkka"

    You could also toss in that Mumia himself has never once claimed he did not shoot the guy.
     
  11. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    I see a bumper sticker every day that says "Don't take cigars to heaven; they're already there." I am clueless as to what it means.
     
  12. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh well *#*#*#*# yeah fry his ass.
    Hey Bill where is that second quote from you got in your signature?
     
  13. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  14. David Allan

    David Allan New Member

    Apr 5, 1999
    Southeastern PA
    ???

    Is this bigpolitics.com? I thought I was on bigsoccer . . .
     
  15. Eggy

    Eggy New Member

    May 28, 1999
    CBUS
    It's big*#*#*#*#off.com

    Now fcuk off
     
  16. Brook

    Brook BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 13, 2001
    Cleveland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Daniel Faulkner had stopped "Mumia's " brother on a traffic stop, I think. Mumia walked over and cold bloodedly shot Faulkner. As Faulkner lay on the street dying, Mumia walked over and put another round directly into his head. see www.DanielFaulkner.com
     
  17. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: ???

    Why with any self respect would you post something as unfunny and unoriginal as that crap? like you really expected us to read that and go "whoa we got a joker here!!"
     
  18. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or my favorite PETA bumpersticker:

    "If God didn't want us to eat animals, then why are they made of meat?"
     
  19. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  20. suspenders1964

    Mar 4, 2000
    AHAHAHAHA

    Zing!
     

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