i decided to bring this back cause last year i got a lot of good laughs from you guys. i start off playing Brown United aka Skidmark United. First off, the stadium smells horrible and the pitch is terrible. How are we supposed to play on this?
ANyways, so I was sitting on the toilet this morning and an angel spoke to me. the angel was beautiful and she said this: "Justin, don't even bother playing those douchebags in the BS cup. You own them all. There is no point in wasting your mental energy on their pathetic excuses for internet soccer teams." I think I was halucinating because I was squeezing off a gigantic turd because when the splash of water his my ass the angel disappeared. weird huh?
Jah has already praised the Redbread Army and blessed our team with a special blend of Balco-enhanced smoke to carry our team to Victory. Burn down all you babylon commercial dreads! GP
had to revive this thread after the "beatdown in raytown" last night, 4-1 over rangers.....perhaps the logo can be changed to "not quite ready"....
FC PuddleDuck 2 - 1 revfan21 Today at the PuddleDome a huddled mass of drooling wretches and their taser wielding guards watched as local heros FC Puddleduck squeeked out a close 2-1 decision against RevolvingFan21. The wretches who had been let out of the basement of the county Psych hospital because the hospital had to spend a 'gub-mint' grant on 'education', twitched and scratched as ... In a a flurry of squaks and feathers the Waddlers put themselves 2 to the good in the early going off a finely taken Mastenbroek curler from just outside the box. Minutes later, Roy took a fine through-ball down inside the box for an easy finish. After that all was frustration for the Quaking Quackers ... despite dominating possesion the Waddlers were unable to pitch the pebble into the pond again. The team seemed to be flapping in circles after the right wing sprained a critical joint and became useless. The Revolving Fans wirrled into motion gusting past Cain to pull one back. But time finally blew at the PuddleDome to the muffled shrieks and groans of the drooling wretches. At a post game mud buffet General Manager Jeb W. Waddlesome was corned by the sole reporter, and had this to say, "Well we're both bollocks right? They just 'append to be that bit miserable-er-er on the day."
No it should just be changed to "formation not quite ready" running a new formation out last night did not help me at all, if you look at the stats though we were pretty even. Wait til the rematch when I actually run out a formation I am decent at.
Well, last season in the first elimination round of the 2nd Bigsoccer Cup DRK and HWFC clashed in what would be known as the "They Don't Play Soccer In Texas, Do They" Bowl. Heavy Water demolished Dallas Red Knights 12-2 over a two game series. DRK became another of the shattered teams littering the side of the road leading to my ultimate victory. I doubt that next wednesdays game will be very different.
Just be glad you're not in my group. Duck poop contains massive levels of uric acid. Your valaunted strikers won't seem so tough once we get some in thier eyes. The only Heavy Water they'll be seeing will be a rain of tears.
I'm afraid by round 6 you'll be eliminated from advancing so the rematch won't mean much anyway, time for villanova FC to be rattled this week while DCUnited looks to put raytown to 0-2.
Well DC couldn't do what United did to my Wizards, I totally dominate the game, but only put two goals away. Those 2 goals are enough though and United doesn't get to 2-0. Now to keep Villanova FC from a 2-0 start
haha, well done....thats pretty much the typical haircut I get at supercuts anyhow... long way to go in this cup danks..
damn that's a sweet logo. Whoever made it deserves some sort of award If any of you guys need a logo, perhaps you can convince me to make one... with a little HT support that is. As for Dallas Red Knights, I hope you're clamping down the butt cheeks because I'm a ramming my way in.
also the club's press announcement... 11/24/2004 A cup match against a hOkie???? in this week's installment of the BS cup, the lawn guyland hoos are taking on redbread fc, a team owned by a hokie... therefore, all fans are advised to be careful in their travels, as Redbread's fans are known for some idiotic things(holding car keys in the air, burning couches, mocking the good ole song while doing a "hokie pokie" are some examples) On a side note, everyone have a happy thanksgiving... I for one will be enjoying Thursday's turkey with a side of smoked hokie on saturday
Got PB Sandwich this week. His team name is PB because his team is as interesting as a peanut butter sandwich. His team has no interesting parts in them, just 1 thing and that's it. His team isn't even good enough to get jelly with the peanut butter.
What's that sound boys and girls??? Shhhh ... listen carefully. Hear that? Yep, you got it! That's the sound of RiverHawks players praying that Villanova FC takes it easy on them this time around. For their hopes and dreams were crushed when Villanova FC embarassed them in front of their home fans at William Hung Arena on Matchday 2 of the BigSoccerCup. Listen some more, Thomas Ashley is in his accustomed position, on his knees. And he is praying to Phillips of Peekskill, the Patron Saint of Sissies, crying out not to be become William Schaeffer's bitch once again.
ahh, in the words of luke skywalker...."your overconfidence is your weakness"... some tactical manuevering and it was RiverHawks 5-4... a little tip for when you advance out of that sad D6 league next season, you may want to vary your tactics instead of playing the same way for 47 straight matches...makes it easy to spot the holes! one revenge match down, bring on PB United...
*yawn* What was the score last time jr? Oh well it doesn't matter because soon your hopes and dreams will be shattered.
Yeah but how else am I supposed to get to divine team experience with my vaunted 3-5-2 unless I don't ever change it??? Have fun with Peanut Butter United.