BRISTOL ROVERS Vs WEST HAM UNITED.

Discussion in 'West Ham United' started by norwaytips, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. Chadwell

    Chadwell New Member

    Jun 29, 2005
    North Carolina
    Wasn't a Forest player it was Clive Clarke (now with Leicester).

    From Sky Sports...

    "Leicester City defender Clive Clarke collapsed at half-time during his side's Carling Cup tie against Nottingham Forest.

    Clarke, who is on loan at Leicester from Sunderland, collapsed in The Foxes' dressing room shortly after the referee blew for the break.

    The restart was delayed by 25 minutes while paramedics attended to Clarke and his team-mates waited anxiously on pitch-side for news.

    Clarke regained consciousness and was taken to hospital but the Leicester players had been shaken by the ordeal.

    Forest boss Colin Calderwood and his Leicester counterpart Martin Allen agreed it was in the best interests to postpone the tie.

    Calderwood, whose side were winning 1-0 through Junior Agogo's goal, made the announcement to the home crowd.

    He said: "We are afraid that due to the serious illness of a Leicester player both clubs have agreed to postpone the match."
    I hope he'e alright. Hammers seem to be surrounded by some bad karma.
     
  2. norwaytips

    norwaytips Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Oslo, Norway
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    What a terrible run of bad luck. Everyone we sign gets injured. No one will want to come to West Ham soon. Ashton out for a year. Faubert 6 months, Dyer 6 months. Add to those the names of Parker, Upson and Neill. Bloody hell, you couldn't make it up, could you?
    Anyway we won. I just hope that we can get a new player or two in before the end of the month. Nice to see Collins back on the field after his groin injury.
    A real blow for us, the Dyer injury. He was just beginning to look good and now this. Double broken leg. 12 weeks in plaster and 4 weeks training, to get back to match fitness. Christmas time for him and Faubert.
    Maybe we can survive with our reserves.
    By the way, I'm feeling smug. I just checked and with 8 consecutive thread starts, I have 6 wins, 1 draw, 1 loss.:D It almost feels like getting an encore.:cool:
     
  3. Batcave Brigade

    Batcave Brigade New Member

    Aug 11, 2001
    Jersey City, NJ
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
  4. Footstomper

    Footstomper New Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Frederick MD
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    They shoot horses dont they? It was a literally sickening injury: his foot was pointing the wrong way before he hit the floor. Just a clumsy 3rd division challenge, half a second too late. Poor bugger, no one deserves that. I just hope he can play again
     
  5. west_ham

    west_ham Member

    Oct 3, 2004
    Peterlee, Co. Durham
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Scotland
    According to that table our injuries look quite a bit worse than anyone else's. Most other players are due back September.

    I saw the replay of Dyer's incident and it was a clumsy challenge at best. Although one of the BR coaches tried to play it down when you watch the BR player he has just taken an aimless swing as he was falling. Just our luck that he would catch Dyer's leg and break it.

    I think AC is right, the player should be disappointed with that challenge.

    I should have the match highlights on my site by tonight.
     
  6. Birminghammer

    Birminghammer New Member

    Jun 19, 2005
    Wiltshire, England
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    When you look at the team we could have just with our injuries its frightening.

    As for Bristol Rovers, the only thing I can think of is a verse from a favourite childhood song:

    Bristol Rovers playing at home - parle vous?
    Bristol Rovers playing at home - parle vous?
    Bristol Rovers playing at home
    Kicked the fart from here to Rome
    Inky pinky parle vou-oo-ou

    Anybody recognise this and know the other verses?
     
  7. JimmyTheHoover

    JimmyTheHoover New Member

    May 9, 2007
    Intermediaville
    I remember "s**t" instead of "fart",

    This is how I remember it anyway -

    There was a woman 92 par le vous
    There was a woman 92 par le vous
    There was a woman 92,
    who did a s**t and missed the loo,
    inky pinky par le vou--oo--us

    The s**t went rolling down the street par le vous
    The s**t went rolling down the street par le vous
    The s**t went rolling down the street
    and knocked a copper off his feet
    Inky pinky par le vou--oo--us

    The copper got out his rusty pistol par le vous
    The copper got out his rusty pistol par le vous
    The copper got out his rusty pistol
    and shot the s**t from here to Bristol
    Inky Pinky par le vou--oo--us

    Bristol Rovers were playing at home par le vous
    Bristol Rovers were playing at home par le vous
    Bristol Rovers were playing at home
    and kicked the s**t from here to Rome
    Inky pinky par le vou--oo--us

    Julius Caesar was drinking gin par le vous
    Julius Caesar was drinking gin par le vous
    Julius Caesar was drinking gin
    He opened his mouth and s**t rolled in
    Inky Pinky par le vou--oo--us

    The s**t went rolling down the spine par le vous
    The s**t went rolling down the spine par le vous
    The s**t went rolling down the spine
    and knocked his todger outta line
    Inky Pinky par le vou-oo-us

    anyway hope Dyers not too bad.
     
  8. Birminghammer

    Birminghammer New Member

    Jun 19, 2005
    Wiltshire, England
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Thanks for that Jimmy:)

    Although it was definately a fart down our way. Perhaps Cockney Boys are just more innocent than you Northerners:p

    Isn't it funny the things that pop into your head from childhood?
     
  9. TheresaWHUFC

    TheresaWHUFC New Member

    Oct 8, 2004
    Brentwood, Essex
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Very catchy, maybe Claret, Blaine, NorthbankBar and me can get that one going in the DM Upper on the 15th! :D
     
  10. blainehammer

    blainehammer Member

    Oct 12, 2004
    White Rock, Canada
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Theresa, I only remember the original words and I don't intend to get thrown out of the ground on the big day.
     
  11. northbankbar

    northbankbar New Member

    Jul 14, 2005
    NZ
    I know the song but never sang it when I was a kid. I would have thought singing the words inky and pinky in the same line would be enough for forcible ejection from a sporting event. If it was achey and breaky - now that would be a lifetime ban.

    Leaving for Blighty tomorrow - can't wait!
     
  12. TheresaWHUFC

    TheresaWHUFC New Member

    Oct 8, 2004
    Brentwood, Essex
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England

    I've heard far worse over there! :eek:
     
  13. norwaytips

    norwaytips Member

    Oct 4, 2004
    Oslo, Norway
    Club:
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    I love all that ist world war music. Great stuff.
     

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