"Bring Your Crutches" night at the Dragon!

Discussion in 'FC Dallas' started by sweeper33, May 28, 2003.

  1. sweeper33

    sweeper33 Member

    Jul 24, 2000
    Sweeper33 is proudly sponsoring the "Bring Your Crutches to Dragon Stadium" night! Beg, borrow or steal a pair of crutches and be there on May 31st at 7:40pm, just 20 minutes before a special 8pm kickoff, to join in the fun!

    Support your Dallas Burn and Ronnie O'Brien as they take on the Ukranian Butcher and his rogues gallery of hacks as both teams struggle for their first win of the season.

    "I'll buy a beer for anyone who shows up to the game in crutches," said Sweeper33 before he realized that the Burn play in a two-bit, FakeTurf, football lined, AND DRY High School Stadium.

    "Oh, yeah. Well, if you show up in crutches I'll give you a really filthy sign to hold and show Dema as the teams enter. Sorry about that beer."

    For added effect wrap your right leg in an Ace bandage and hang a sign around your neck that says 'Dema did this!'

    Fans, don't miss this opportunity to support your Dallas Burn before, during and after the game. And start practicing the official "Bring Your Crutches to Dragon Stadium" night chant:

    Dema Must Die!!!!!!!!!!
    Dema Must Die!!!!!!!!!!
    Dema Must Die!!!!!!!!!!
    Dema Must Die!!!!!!!!!!
     
  2. cafrine

    cafrine New Member

    Oct 13, 2002
    is GONE
    are you making signs with the ukranian dirty words???
     
  3. sweeper33

    sweeper33 Member

    Jul 24, 2000
    Oh Hell Yeah! I suggest everyone does!
     
  4. Chamo

    Chamo New Member

    Aug 9, 1999
    Plano,TX
    We need the everybody to be a boo-bird

    The most effective way for us as fans to get to Kovalenko is to Boo, jeer, whistle every time that "arsewhole" Kovalenko touches the ball. Northside, Soutside, GA, everybody together in a coordinated effort.
     
  5. Jonno

    Jonno New Member

    Oct 28, 2002
    Austin, TX
    Re: We need the everybody to be a boo-bird

    We need EVERYONE's help to do this. We want to make a statement here, to Kovalenko so that he knows he's in hostile territory, to the rest of the fans in the stadium so that if they don't know what happened they will ask someone why, and to the team so they know we care. I want the commentators to notice and be forced to comment on it. It could well get boring especially if we suck but we must stick with it.

    Do it for Ronnie.

    And how about we boo/jeer instead of "you suck"? Just for him. I think the difference will be noticeable.

    jonno.
     
  6. gotyourback

    gotyourback Member

    Jul 18, 2002
    Aurora/Arlington
    Re: Re: We need the everybody to be a boo-bird

    Considering that this would be the appropriate time to initiate the "boo"-along, since it's at the opening ceremony, this is the 'critical timing' part.

    Let's get into the 'habit' when it counts most, during introductions!
     
  7. AndyMead

    AndyMead Homo Sapien

    Nov 2, 1999
    Seat 12A
    Club:
    Sporting Kansas City
    I like the crutches and ace bandage idea.
     
  8. gotyourback

    gotyourback Member

    Jul 18, 2002
    Aurora/Arlington
    Unless it's 90°+ and your leg turns into a prune.

    I guess that would add another wrinkle to it!
    :rolleyes:
     

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