Breakfast with Guevara

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  1. Jayson Blair

    Jayson Blair New Member

    May 16, 2003
    Downtown Baghdad
    Sitting on the porch of a white stucco house overlooking the swamps of Secaucus, Amado Guevara drew from a Camel and began to tell me the story of his life in Honduras. "I'm so glad to be able to tell my story," he said, pulling a picture of his shitzhu Toby from his wallet. "You'll have to excuse me," Guevara said, now speaking in Spanish. "This is very difficult for me..."

    This is just an excerpt from my soon to be released Exclusive with the MetroStars playmaker. In the past two weeks, I've been able to play polo with his estranged father in Honduras, share a latte with his agent in the French Riviera and take his mother for a haircut in West New York. Look for more later.

    Now, the search for Saddam continues.

    From Baghdad, I'm Jayson Blair.
     
  2. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    B for topicality and ingenuity, D- for execution.
     
  3. Matrim55

    Matrim55 Member+

    Aug 14, 2000
    Berkeley
    Club:
    Connecticut
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I don't know, man, I think this dude is pretty funny.

    He's got an all-time piss-take over on the Chicago board. I'm looking forward to his book.
     
  4. NYfutbolfan

    NYfutbolfan Member

    Dec 17, 2000
    LI, NY
    Jayson,

    Just a warning from a friend. Be careful what those Honduran polo players tell you. You may have to double check what they tell you 'cuz they've been known to fib now and then.

    Good luck with your exclusive.

    Call me if you need any additional background info on the Honduran polo scandal of '54.
     
  5. Jayson Blair

    Jayson Blair New Member

    May 16, 2003
    Downtown Baghdad
    Thank you my brother. I have no tolerance for people who are not 100 percent straight.

    The truth is all there is.

    Peace.

    Out for now from Kuwait City,

    Jayson Blair
     
  6. Section113

    Section113 New Member

    Feb 26, 1999
    Boonton
    Wheres the funny?
     
  7. JoBeck

    JoBeck New Member

    Jul 24, 2000
    Wesschessduh
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dan R or Michael K, can you please close this thread so that this mindless drivel does not continue? Muchos gracias in advance.
     
  8. KareemSoda

    KareemSoda Member

    Jan 23, 2003
    Not in NY
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    ¡Con Dios como mi testigo que juro a usted ese todo Amado, dice es una mentira sucia! ¡Primero ella hurta mi 2 shitzhus, come uno, y entonces toma de a Nueva York! ¿Por qué Nueva York? ¿Para jugar el fútbol? ¡No verdadero! ¡La verdad es, que él quiere ser un bailarín en algún juego de broadway! ¡El siempre ha idolatrado Día de Doris! ¡Hay una razón sus compañeros del equipo del fútbol le llaman "Amanda"!
     
  9. Jayson Blair

    Jayson Blair New Member

    May 16, 2003
    Downtown Baghdad
    Fine. Like I don't have more important news stories to cover, anyway. Maybe I'll check back in after I take this call from a high-ranking military official.

    Until next time, reporting from the belly of the beast, I'm Jayson Blair.
     
  10. BrooklynGladiator

    BrooklynGladiator New Member

    Jan 27, 2003
    big up to Brooklyn
    jayson blair is a madd loser.
    bro, you need a life and you need to stop making these horrible threads.
     
  11. Bigfoot

    Bigfoot New Member

    Houd de waanzin tegen.
     
  12. Richie

    Richie Red Card

    May 6, 1999
    Brooklyn, NY, United
    I read the posts on this site because I am looking for oppionions, and general soccer information.

    I am not interested in reading someones nonsense.

    So if I see any thread from here on out originating from Jayson Blair I will disregard it.
     
  13. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Everyone is entitled to their "oppionions"
     
  14. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Is Jayson Blair actually Eurokeeper? Maybe he can start ending his articles with Come on you Metrostars, Come on you!
     
  15. Matt in the Hat

    Matt in the Hat Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 21, 2002
    Brooklyn
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Aren't oppionions like assswholles?
     

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