You all like to diss us and say we suck But when it comes down to it Atlanta is skillful not relying on mere luck We have Hoop, CP, Abby, Sawa and Maribel From where the goal will come from with so much talent, it's hard to tell. Bow now before our player's feet The great and talented team, the Atlanta Beat! So get out your praying cloths and look to the sun For the mighty, mighty Beat have only just begun!! Okay, Beat fans.... here's the thread to balance (and perhaps surpass) the anti-Beat threads in this forum. This is the thread where you can praise the Beat. Got something cool to say about your fave Beat player?...say it here! Want to gloat? Do it here! Want to diss another team? Do it here! Submit your Beat poem...write a Beat skit...express your creativity while showing your Beat pride and superior fandom!! Temple of the Beat, now open for praise... Beat fans...testify!!!!!!!!!!! ..........
*pulls hat side ways and grabs crotch* So up I step to testify, I’ma tell like it is, no word of lie. You haters need to realize, nothing is yet finalized, and wide right years back, doesn’t mean we still lack the necessary skills, to have you running for the hills with goosebumps and chills and backsides that kill from the whooping you just got. We started out hot, and believe it or not we will continue winning, and continue with the head spinning. We’ll own the scoring title, And keep our bruising ways, so grab the Midol, and shut your whining mouth. Long live the Beat, and look out for the invading south. Word to your mutha.
Imported from the Beat Forum (just to share the luv) (sing to the tune of RULE BRITIANIA) Rule Atlanta!!! Rule Atlanta Beat!!!! Julie Foudy is a whinin' cheat!!!!
*shouts into megaphone* Come on ma beatniks, step up and spit it. Let’s get medieval on some backsides, and shove some faces in …. Cause all is not well, in the land of the rivalry forum. Lets pump some blood into this sucka with smack that won’t bore ‘em!
Okay, I was just out in my yard to cut grass when I saw the most amazing thing!! A leprechaun was planting four leaf clovers! I managed to sneek up behind it and I caught it. It let out this strange, high-pitched, dysfunctional type of cry and then sang this song::: **sing to the tune of an old Irish Jingle** I am a wee lil leprechaun whose creativity is not all gone I sing a song to praise me team, da Beat Those with spirit shirts, hit yor knees and kiss their feet! My fave is Kylie, a great lil lass she'll score on you and smoke yor ass leave you smelling a bit like grass! They Meet the Spirit on the 'morrow where SD will go home dwellin' in sorrow So Beat lads and lasses grab ye all a pint of ale For Our team will never ever fail and 'tis always a good time to drink a spell!!!!!! May the luck and skill be yers for the takin'!!! For I am Piper, the wee Leprachaun, that 'tis no fakin' ! Now let me go so I can crawl back into my hole and I'll leave for yer team a pocket full of goals!!! I, of course, let her go and I'm taking the pocket full of goals with me to Herndon!! WAR BEAT!!
*sung to the tune of Welcome to Atlanta* EDIT: Okay, what I was about to type was sooo not appropriate for a website that doesn't have an age limit. So I'll leave it at, the BEAT SUCK!
Ummmm....that would be a no. Don't disrupt our good mojo with your negative vibe, man. **spreads flower petals around and lights some incense** Booyaa!!!!!!
::looks around for Piper's contribution:: ::looks in mirror...Yeesh! A gray hair!:: ::hears Santa's sleigh in the not so far off distance::
Hmmpfff! We do have some unfinished business with your team. We intend on removing the zero!! First, we have to take care of Chestain and company this weekend. We have a little vindication planned on Saturday. Muahahahaha!!
I liked this little poem sooooooo much that I'm gonna put a copy here as well.... Ian Saywers is an ass the limey bastard has no class married to Foudy (who likes to whine) Which is what Ian will do when he reaches MILLER TIME!!!!!!! Thinks the Brazilians will make the score Not with Nonen guardin' the door Who's legit?... we have the proof just watch for Hoop, Abby, Sawa and Maribel to raise the roof! For the Beat fans there is one hitch We'll not be happy 'til we make Ian our BITCH!!
Oh my God! Look what just poked it's head up out of the wood pile!!! ::gasp, shock...falls off chair:: ...and she's rhyming!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I believe the first, but not the latter Yes, Ian is as crazy as the mad-hatter But Atlanta rocks just you wait and see We're gonna take out the Rays and Ms Brandi We'll get a score from a Beat or two Then sucking will belong to you know who... yes, the CheetoRays...those smelly old fish and Ian will have crow as his dinner dish!
For someonw who doesn't cheer for any team in particular, she's way more vocal then she should be. Shoo, shoo.
*grabs pom poms**chomps on gum**flicks hair* I know a team that could kick yo mamma's ass they wouldn't use a beam or 12lb bass *holds pose**releases* That's all I got. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR BEAT!
*blinks* *blinks* Piper posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! KGB looks at MEL... "12 lb bass??" MEL ... "Just go with it, hey!?" KGB.... WOOHOO! Your team really sucks on grass! Especially when we throw that "12lb bass"! MEL....Your sucky teams will all come in last due to the concussions from our "12lb bass"! PIPER.... GRRRRRR! =| **You're the greatest, Piper!...I love the cheerleading take-off! Ya got it down!** KGB jumps up and strikes a pose but falls and busts her ass... 'Cause someone left out a slimey 12 lb bass!
Yes it does-it explains all the mooing coming from up north...By the way, another thing that rhymes with suck is canuck, and perhaps that explains why atlanta sucks-infected by canucks who suck, and spread their manly suckiness to the rest of the team, at least for the duration of the season. By the way, speaking of things that suck, how many goals does pooper have this season?
Please elaborate piper....are you calling me a mad cow? Is this another initiation of personal attacks...please clarify-or don't you have the guts to do so outside your little safe kk haven?
Fixed your post. Oh yeah, this is the nursery rhyme thread. Okay: Newsflash! Atlanta home to Mad Cow Disease Herndon particularly hard hit Delusional Beat fans circle round on their knees Confusing their lowing with wit.