Please! Spare us! Granted, he wants to play another pro sport here (hence, no MLS or A-League). But who does he think he's kidding?! I wouldn't want him playing in MLS or the A-League anyway! http://wwiii.sbs.com.au/home/index2.php3?id=33576
Nobody would sign him even if he were interested in playing in MLS. I mean, what the hell? He wants to be a sports star in the US, but he doesn't know what sport - except not soccer. Hrm. Does he want to be an NFL kicker? Who's he kidding, anyway? He'd make league minimum, like 90% of the kickers in the league. Is he hoping the Mavericks want a swingman?
I haven't clicked on the link - but it does say he's trying to break into the U.S. Competitive Eating League, right? He might just be the first legitimate challenger to that Japanese guy who sucks down several dozen hot dogs at a time.
I'm wondering if he's aware that snorting cocaine isn't actually a sport in the US, except for maybe in parts of LA.