Boooooooooooooooooo

At first I thought this was reaction to Crew management receiving a contract extension....

...but the title of that thread would have been %$%#^(&)_^%%$

But Caliguri gets the Hall of Fame solely for putting the US in the World Cup in 1990. In this case, I would have to agree.

But if he showed up at Crew Stadium again in any capacity after the induction, I'd boo him.

 

why do you guys not like paul caligiuri?

 

And he clubs baby seals like there is no tomorrow.

 

he has seven babys mamas.

 

He's Maurice Clarett's spiritual advisor.

 

Allow me to actually answer this question. He joined the Crew, played awhile for us, then decided he wanted to play in LA, so he made a case to the league that he was actually told he'd play in LA. So he left.

 

Nobody cares about that. Everybody knows that Caligiuri was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. However, not everybody knows that the Druler was the other shooter. Caliguri had the first and third shot, while the Druler missed his chance.

 

He can thank Pert. :b

 

He successfully sued the league to get out of Columbus. Apparently, most of their fans haven't realized that they're free to leave the area any time.

 

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

If you were from California and then stuck in Columbus, you'd sue too.

Lee

 

I guess California's power plants and other utilities are having trouble once again, since nobody was able to flush the trolls back to the sewage treatment plant. Then again, its not your fault, now is it? Perhaps its purely due to the fact that your state government is as good with a budget as Hilfigger's daughter is with a credit card. Then again, with the cuts that schools like Berkeley are now taking, maybe they decided to just let in dumb rich folks in order to pay for their grad students. You don't have much of a perch to crow from, so fcuk off and don't let the door rearrange your botox implanted ass on the way out.


Edit: Just filling in for Bill while he's making his little business trip.

 

Note: The word "California" in the above sentence is interchangeable with any word denoting a geographic location.

 

Sure, he did do that, but we all know that he was notorious for walking through Columbus suburbs destroying lemonade stands and kicking puppies.

No one is really FROM California, everyone moves there to become a movie star, but all they really do is lose all sense.

 

Pehaps, but hey we got rid of A*mer, and you are stuck with her. I won't say we've had the last laugh, but thats just cause I am too busy laughing.

 

And this guy wants us to buy his magazine.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

I think this would be a good time to remind everyone that the contraction of San Jose would mean a lot.

When are they gonna crack 13K again? Maybe never? Or do they need WUSA to have a double header?

 

Magazine? Is that what its called? I thought it was just colorful ass-tissue.

 

You got it all wrong. They got 17k when the Precioouuuuessss came to play at Spartan Stadium. Apparently having Lando or winning two championships in three years isn't sufficient anymore to draw a crowd. You just need an over-hyped 14 yr. old kid who's sulking because his girlfriend moved back to Holland to play tennis.

 

oh damn.

So Precioussssssssssssssssssssss has a girlfriend? Does his mom know? Too bad they can't stay out after midnight or go to any bars though.

 

Yeah, they met and fell in love down in Florida, where she was training to become a tennis starlette. They're both 14, she's Dutch and just recently moved back there. Get this, PSV thinks that they'll have a shot at signing Freddy when he follows her over to Holland...

Hilarious! Oh man, its just too much!

 

Damn, all this talk of freddy makes me wish we had a mario gori or a chad mccarty type player.


Someone to go in there and give him an elbow to the head, Todd Bertuzzi style. Someone to end his career. KAPOW!

 

I think it would be a lot funnier if he went running after his soulmate and ditched MLS halfway through his first season to move to Holland and get high all the time, legally.