Bonds ball must be sold

Heck, I'd do everything I could to keep that baseball. Imagine how much friggin dough you could get for that. Nuts, this is the part where I start pondering the things that I could buy if I had and sold the baseball.

 

That's a brilliant ruling.

 

Im sure some dork billionaire's life will be completed when he buys a ball he could never hit as a child.

 

half brilliant.

IF they get $1 million out of it.

I'd take a stick, knock them both on the head and put the ball in the hall of fame where anyone can see it.

 

All that to get the decision they should have come up with in the first place, but which I believe at least one of the guys refused at the get-go. So now they're both out a bunch of jack and the lawyers got it.

Jacknuts.

 

And people ask me why I want to go to law school.

 

Smart judge.