"Dock that chink a days pay for napping on the job!" "I said, the sheriff is a ni -- GONG!" Love that movie.
Let me just whip this out. Hello boys. I missed you. It's twoo. It's twoo! Raisinettes! Oh boys! Looky what I got here. Where the white women at?
Excuse me while I whip this out! ******* Is it true what they say about you black men being "gifted". Oh it true. It's true. ****** And now a reading from Matthew, John and duck! ****** You said rape twice. I like rape. Good you'll do. ****** What do you like to do? Oh, screw, play checkers. Let's play checkers. ****** I think he said the sheriff is near. *****
Good flick "Oh boys... Look what I got..." ~~"Where da white women"~~ "Oh, it's twu, it's twu!" "What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here!" "You're supposed to be watching - not dancing around like a bunch of Texas ************s!" "We have ourselves a ________?" "A _____? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one." "It's when we go a ridin' and a tootin, a rollin and a rockin' and kill everyone in the town." "And the women too?" ~~"Oh, no. We rape the $hit out of them..." "Easy baby. 15 schnitzel's is my limit..." "Oh baby. You are so good, and they are so dumb." "There might be quicksand around that corner." ~~"Want me to send a few guys out on horseback?" "What are you stupid? Send over a couple a ni$#@!"
Re: Good flick haha...actually its kansas City ************s. i actually the fact that thyre talking about KC is funny.
"Steady as a rock" ... "This is my shooting hand" ... _______________________ Amazing but the little lady was not impressed with Blazing Saddles at all.
Bart: Mornin', ma'am! And isn't it a lovely mornin'? Elderly woman: Up yours ni**er! **************************** Then one day I hear "Reach for it mister!" I spun around, and there I was standing face to face with a six year old kid. Well, I just laid down my guns and walked away. Little bastard shot me in the ass!
"Gentlemen, rest your sphincters!" "Aw, Mongo straight!" "I'd say you boys have had enough!" They darker than us!" "Someone's gonna have to go back and get a s---load of dimes." "You will only be risking your lives, while I almost certainly will be risking a nomination for best supporting actor!" "Repeat after me...I..." "I..." "...your name..." "...YOUR NAME..." "schmucks...do pledge allegiance..." "...DO PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE..." "...to Hedley Lamarr..." "...TO HEDY LAMARR..." " That's Hedley!" "THAT'S HEDLEY!" "Now go do that voodoo that you do so well!" A little trivia here, what I consider a Blazing Saddles urban legend: It's alleged that when Madeline Khan says, "Tell me Schottzie, is it twue what they say about your kind being gifted...oh, it's twue, it's twue!", Cleavon Little was alleged to have said, "Baby, that's my arm!" Legend has it that the line was in the original script but was cut. I have never been able to verify if that is twue...er, true, but that would have been a great addition to the BS canon.
How could I forget this one? "OK, we'll give some land to the n***ers and the chinks...BUT WE DON'T WANT THE IRISH!" (grumble, grumble, grumble) "No deal." "Aw, prairie $hit...Everyone!"
And... "Order, order!" "You know, Nietsche (sp?) said, 'out of chaos comes order.'" "Oh, blow it out your ass, Howard!"
Awww, that damn uppety ni**er done hit me in the head with a shovel. I'd sincerely appreciate it if you would hang him from a rope until he was dead. Done!
this is really one of my all time favority movies and one kinda lost i think nowadays, my fave scene is really the first five mins, when he sings the song, etc....classic
Wasn't it 15 schnitzengruben? And "Schwartzers! De darker den us!" "The Affairs of State are busy with... The Affairs of State!" "You beast, you beast, you beast!" "I'm tired..."
"Boris, can you try to keep it down?" "I'm sorry,sir, but I have two men sick at home with the flu and it's utter chaos down here. I'll try to keep it down, but as you can see, this one is a doozy!" "Ah yes, the Dr. Gillespie killings."
I'm going to mess up the exact quote, but "It's just the sound of a man and his horse being hanged." "This damn thing's defective"
"I didn't get a harumph from that man." "Give the governor a harumph!" "Harumph!" "You watch your ass!"
They lose me after the bunker scene. I'm parked over by the commissary. (I swear, one of the dancers swimming in the fountain looks like James Caan) Look dear. Heddie Lamar's footprints. Hedley!
"My mind is aglow with transient nodes of thought, careening through a cosmic vapor of invention." "Student?"