(please see BIZARRO MLS message elsewhere on this board for an explanation of what it is). I gave the BMLS commissioner a phone call today (he was in Barbados para-sailing when he took my call), and he has grudging agreed to entertain franchise nickname changes for several of the BMLS teams. So here's your chance! Suggest new nicknames for these city's BMLS franchises. No promises that the commissioner will adopt your suggestion, but maybe if he has enough pina coladas he just might. Here are the cities available for renaming nicknames: Baltimore Buffalo Cleveland Milwaukee Pittsburgh Indiana New Orleans San Francisco St. Louis Happy nicknaming!