Bin Laden wants YOU to convert to Islam

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by Stud83, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. odessit19

    odessit19 Member

    Dec 19, 2004
    My gun safe
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    Do you think we will see him in the next commercial for Hair Club for Men?
     
  2. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    He also endorsed Noam Chomsky and supply-side economics. No mention of Ron Paul?
     
  3. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Red Card

    Feb 13, 2004
    Chicago
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    He also answered the question we all wanted to know. What does he think of Global Warming? He believes in it.
     
  4. The Gribbler

    The Gribbler Member

    Jul 14, 1999
    Cedar Hill, Texas
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    "Bring'em on"
     
  5. BigGuy

    BigGuy Red Card

    Apr 12, 2007
    "Instead, he addresses Americans, lecturing them on the failures of their leaders to stop the war in Iraq despite growing public opposition in the U.S."

    Knew it he is a liberal democrate like Harry Reid. Sends money to Moveon.org
     
  6. argentine soccer fan

    Staff Member

    Jan 18, 2001
    San Francisco Bay Area
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    CA Boca Juniors
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    I'm cool with people wanting to share their religion, but I think Bin Laden should rethink his approach.

    If he wanted to proselitize effectively, he could have started by not flying airplanes full of people into buildings full of people.
     
  7. Stud83

    Stud83 Member+

    Jun 1, 2005
    To get yourself noticed around the world there are not that many options. Although he probably would've been almost as popular around the world if he tried to answer the question why a fifth of Americans can't locate US on a world map.
     
  8. Naughtius Maximus

    Jul 10, 2001
    Shropshire
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    Chelsea FC
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    England
    You gotta admire the guy. He's stuck in some shithole cave somewhere and he STILL manages to get out to the shops to get his Grecian 2000 for his beard.

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    Not unreasonable to dye your hair. In fact I think there's something about it in the Koran. 'Blessed are those who make themselves look dishy for the cameras', or something similar. It's probably towards the back I'd imagine,near the bit with the 72 virgins and all that.
     
  9. Yankee_Blue

    Yankee_Blue New Member

    Aug 28, 2001
    New Orleans area
    That's your interpretation. I was struck by how much he sounded like Mel... :)
     
  10. HerthaBerwyn

    HerthaBerwyn Member+

    May 24, 2003
    Chicago
    Hes looking like some sort of Dr. Moreau thing between Scottie Pippen and a camel.
     
  11. Dr Jay

    Dr Jay BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 7, 1999
    Newton, MA USA
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    Oh, I don't know about that. It looks to me like he used black shoe polish.

    If he keeps this stuff up, next we are going to see a telethon, then a live concert, then he'll meet with the Pope. I think he wants to be Bono.
     
  12. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Red Card

    Feb 13, 2004
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    Even he is upset with the Dems for not doing anything with their majority....
     
  13. BigGuy

    BigGuy Red Card

    Apr 12, 2007
    Who are they asking that question to? All the under 7 year old Americans.
     
  14. BigGuy

    BigGuy Red Card

    Apr 12, 2007
    He doesn't even share his own religion with himself.
     
  15. BigGuy

    BigGuy Red Card

    Apr 12, 2007
    I am telling you I saw a guy that looks exactly like him in Vegas with two show girls. He is hiding out in the place least likely to be found. He is hidding in Vegas. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
     
  16. BigGuy

    BigGuy Red Card

    Apr 12, 2007
    No he did not dye his hair his god turned his hair black as a sign of their holy cause. He also gave him those two las Vegas show girls he always has with him. You know the ones with the big boobs and shaved bush no beard on them.
     
  17. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
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    I think he is angling for a job with MSMBC political group.
     
  18. Katie!

    Katie! New Member

    Dec 4, 2006
    Baton Rouge, LA
  19. tcmahoney

    tcmahoney New Member

    Feb 14, 1999
    Metronatural
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    http://www.otmfan.com/html/brertar.htm
     
  20. HSEUPASSION

    HSEUPASSION New Member

    Apr 16, 2005
    Duck, NC
    I hate this ********er, but there's no way around it: He's the toughest son of a bitch alive.

    To live in those mountains, running from bombs, with a kidney problem and STILL be alive. Vince McMahon should sign him as his new top heel.
     
  21. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
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    And how'd he get the bat cave wired for Internet access? He's obviously been spending a lot of time purusing DailyKOS and the Huffington Post.
     
  22. Katie!

    Katie! New Member

    Dec 4, 2006
    Baton Rouge, LA
    Maybe he uses his iPhone?
     
  23. VFish

    VFish Member+

    Jan 7, 2001
    Atlanta, GA
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    Atlanta
    He must… and it was obviously Apple's recent price reduction that provoked this diatribe.
     
  24. GringoTex

    GringoTex Member

    Aug 22, 2001
    1301 miles de Texas
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    Bolivia
    That must be where he got the idea for a 2.5% flat tax and school prayer.
     

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