Biggest son of a b.tch ever to play the game?

Discussion in 'The Beautiful Game' started by AFCA, Dec 17, 2002.

  1. AFCA

    AFCA Member

    Jul 16, 2002
    X X X rated
    Club:
    AFC Ajax
    Nat'l Team:
    Iran
    This should be done in a minute.

    Lothar Mattheus

    and

    Franz Beckenbauer.
     
  2. Doctor Stamen

    Doctor Stamen New Member

    Nov 14, 2001
    In a bag with a cat.
    Do you mean the biggest git, or the biggest in terms of size ?.

    For me it's:

    Git=Graeme Le Saux
    =Stefan Effenburg
    =Tim Sherwood

    size=Peter Schmeichel
    =Carsten Janker, the SS prison guard.
     
  3. Excape Goat

    Excape Goat Member+

    Mar 18, 1999
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    In terms of size, I put Jan Koller in there.... along Tofting.
     
  4. Brainodo

    Brainodo New Member

    Jan 17, 2002
    Hoboken
    Git = Van Hooijdonk
     
  5. RichardL

    RichardL BigSoccer Supporter

    May 2, 2001
    Berkshire
    Club:
    Reading FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    For a big git, I'd nominate Kevin Francis of Stockport, Oxford and others. 6'8" I think he was. Reading fans sang "you've been eating GM food" at him one year.
     
  6. Maczebus

    Maczebus Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    For sheer size you need to go back to early last century and Chelsea.

    Willie 'Fatty' Foulkes

    If any of you get to go to the National Football Museum in sunny Preston (infact at Deepdale), you'll see, close to the entrance (on the left) a large (12'x6') photo of the then Chelsea line up. He looked absolutely monstrous.
     
  7. bocatuna

    bocatuna New Member

    Aug 8, 2002
    England
    He's just misunderstood.
     
  8. Maczebus

    Maczebus Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    That Fiorentina kit with the hidden swastikas suited him quite well I thought.
     
  9. bocatuna

    bocatuna New Member

    Aug 8, 2002
    England
    I'd forgot about that. I remember standing in a sports shop trying to find them, kinda like an unsophisticated "magic eye" type thing.
     
  10. soccernutter

    soccernutter Moderator
    Staff Member

    Tottenham Hotspur
    Aug 22, 2001
    Near the mountains.
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I've gotta go with the obvious - Vinney Jones. One of the greatest hacks ever!
     
  11. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    That unmitigated little shitstain Diego Maradona.

    And don't give me any crap about "Ooooh, but he was such a great player." Yeah, but he was also a fat, handballing, junkie, crybaby cheat.
     
  12. BT in DC

    BT in DC New Member

    Oct 25, 2001
    Washington, DC
    Agree. Maradona is/was the worst.
     
  13. Elninho

    Elninho Member+

    Sacramento Republic FC
    United States
    Oct 30, 2000
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jens Jeremies.

    Diego Serna.

    Frank Leboeuf.
     
  14. michaec

    michaec Member

    Arsenal
    England
    May 24, 2001
    Essex
    Club:
    Arsenal FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Nicolas Anelka. He's pissed off every club he's ever played for and has now stuck two fingers up at the French FA. Surely a matter of time before he drives Keggy Keegle to another "I would just love it..." rant.
     
  15. SoccerScout

    SoccerScout Member

    Jan 3, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    Club:
    Internacional Porto Alegre
    Edmundo, The Animal.
     
  16. 655321

    655321 New Member

    Jul 21, 2002
    The Mission, SF
    It's a three way tie between Maradona, Lee Bowyer, and Robbie Savage.
     
  17. ruudboy

    ruudboy New Member

    Jul 6, 2000
    Sunnyvale
    Wynalda, all time US goal scorer=Biggest bitch in soccer.
     
  18. Roel

    Roel Member

    Jan 15, 2000
    Santa Cruz mountains
    Club:
    Liverpool FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Netherlands
    My favorite SOB = Duncan Ferguson. Actually did jail time for a foul he committed during the run of play.

    Three way tie for second:
    Ian Bishop, Diego Serna and Ivan McKinley
     
  19. Maczebus

    Maczebus Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    I agree none are the type you'd want to be friends with but surely Maradona tops them.

    The other two are petty thugs with a penchant for ABH.
    Maradona's son-of-a-bitchness is/was on a global scale. Wherever he went there was something untoward.
     
  20. Real Ray

    Real Ray Member

    May 1, 2000
    Cincinnati, OH
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  21. El_Maestro

    El_Maestro Member

    Jun 5, 2002
    Planet Earth
    Club:
    Barcelona Guayaquil
    I agree with Animal Edmundo, but let's not forget Roy Keane and Edgar Davids. Oh, Uruguay's Dario Silva didn't exactly make many friends in the World Cup.

    I don't know about Maradona, I kinda have simpathy for the guy, I mean, sure he is a sonavab i t c h, but if you pressured him all the time he was mostly harmless, and didn't know how to respond.

    I'll never forget 82's WC game Italy-Argentina, when Claudio Gentile didn't let him breathe, he got desperate, responded in front of the ref and got expelled, that didn't happen with Pele, who'd wait for the ref to look away and would hit you in the nuts.

    Although I understand you brits, with that hand of God business and all.

    Real Ray, you just hate Hristo because he was Madrid's daddy for over six years.
     
  22. joe guy

    joe guy New Member

    Apr 26, 2002
    Portland, OR
     
  23. joe guy

    joe guy New Member

    Apr 26, 2002
    Portland, OR
    Sorry about that botched post. Again: How about Luiz Hernandez, the "LA reject?" He fits in perfectly with the others IMO.
     
  24. Real Ray

    Real Ray Member

    May 1, 2000
    Cincinnati, OH
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well...OK :) But he's still a sonfabitch.
     
  25. Leggat

    Leggat New Member

    Dec 24, 2002
    IMO

    Roy Keane is the biggest 5 star dick-head in football!
     

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