This thread was posted in the beautiful game forum. Lots of funny stuff. I know it's probably too late for today, but mebbe we can come with something for LA next week? https://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80612 I am particularly taken with this one, course we'd have to modify the players mentioned. Nicky Barmby Shaggs his ma Shaggs his ma up the shitter!! Michael Owen likes to watch Likes to watch coz he's a wanker!! Emile Heskey won't join in Won't join in coz he's a (tosser )!!