Best after a goal soccer celebrations

I just do a Beckham.........where he just does a airplane with 2 fists if u kno what i mean and then yells. Or just do a Shearer.

If u wanna be cool.......don't celebrate at all and act like it's a normal thing that you do all the time.

 

okay..................

 

act like nothing happened. or if its a big goal act like nothing happened

 

I always behaved like it was no big deal. Just a slow jog back to my side of the field.

 

take off ur show and throw it to someone in the crowd. but this one could only be done by a pro since they get a few pairs of the same shows. but u could try it and then take it away from the person who catched it.

 

make out with the mascot

 

for good looking girls..............stripping would be just fine

 

I give a thumbs up to the guy who gave the assist and jog back.

 

If you can do a back-flip or cart-wheel or something like that, it's a cool celebration.

 

pop your collar. plain and simple.
or throw up the shocker

 

ever since i was 14 years old i always walked 5 steps or so and then just jogged back with a satisfied smirk on my face

 

This is what I do...

 

okay we want to know what you do to celebrate...people that keep saying how to not celebrate thats neat and all but you can stop now

 

Not everyone celebrates and goes crazy after a goal, simple as that.

 

yea, i'm a normal person. i don't flip out and make myself look like a moran after scoring.

 

No matter where you're playing, the best after-goal celebration is to acknowlege the guy (or girl) who assisted on the goal.

 

absolutely. I always either say something to him or just jump on his back or something.

 

Generally, I don't celebrate unless I play a really scrappy team. I love making cheap playing teams go absolutely insane by doing a bit of an exaggerated celebration. I run at the guy who assisted me and we do a shoe shine or I jump on his back, while being really loud.

 

sounds like you like to make a fool of yourself

 

2 players on me team and I have a celebrations, which we do whenever 1 us scored and 1 of them and I are the only ones that scored in 3 games so far so our celebrations is us 3 get in a small triangle and like chest bump each other

 

Mmmmm, not really, no. If you read what I said, you'll learn that I don't celebrate, UNLESS I play a scrappy team. In case you don't know what a scrappy team is, it's one that has almost no players of any skill, just a bunch of kids that make cheap fouls, and especially pick on smaller players. I will play a scrappy team maybe once in every season, and when I do carry out a celebration, I don't look like a fool, I just look like a guy who scored a goal and is celebrating.

 

Celbrations I enjoyed:

1) Jurgen Klinsmann diving
2) Roberto Di Matteo and "the pose"
3) Marco Tardelli world cup '82 (Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool)

I love to see my team getting hyped over a game, and celebrating goals. But on the park, and amateur teams...

 

yeah i read again and yes wait yeah it says you cellebrate when you play a scrappy team hmm let me check my book oh yes that is still cellebrating....oh yeah thanks for explaining a scrappy team i bet you are on them all the time you probably do have little or no skill as i can tell by your celebration

 

Hey, congratulations on a real intelligent response!

Looks like you didn't get the memo:

You don't know me. I could be Thierry Henry for all you know, you nitwit. So telling me I am bad because of a celebration is quite near pointless and stupid, if that explains it well enough.

And since you so believe that anyone who celebrates after a goal has no skill, then you really must not watch professional football. I guess that would mean the likes of Ronaldo, Ryan Giggs, Pele, Maradona, all have no skill at all.

And celebrate is spelled with one L, not two.