Been Waiting For This Moment.. All My Life.. Oh Madrid! - Welcome Eden Hazard

According to Transfermarkt, Eden Hazard's market value is 25 million right now and Thorgan Hazard is worth 27 million. For the first time ever Eden isn't the most expensive Hazard brother lol. We should have bought Thorgan.

 

Hazard not in the squad against Shakhtar. We were told his injury was not serious. What happened?

 

Was anybody truly expecting anything different ?

 

I don't know what's more incredible:

Hazard stans who keep deep +hr0@+i& him.

Or John Wick.

His penchant for missing our key games so remarkable, it has become expected.

 

Barcelona are weak now

maybe this will be the year

 

(🌕) Eden Hazard wants to be a part of El Clásico and that is why the person who knows him best muscularly, Lieven Maesschalck, is working with him in Valdebebas. @SQuirante #rmlive 🔥

— Madrid Universal (@MadridUniversal) October 18, 2021

@MrAncelotti: "Hazard is tired of these little problems but we're hopeful he'll be back against Osasuna or Barcelona." #UCL

 

Muscularly?

 

And we're tired of this dead weight, he's useless anyway

 

🚨🌕| Real Madrid have already probed the way to get rid of Hazard, but the player wants to stay. @MarioCortegana #rmalive

— Madrid Zone (@theMadridZone) October 18, 2021

Mariano on s̶t̶e̶r̶o̶i̶d̶s̶ burgers

 

send him to Qatar to play with James

 

Want Pérez to be a proper bastard with this case.

Push him out. Sorry but he deserves no sympathy and no supper. Pathetic sportsperson.

 

I see we are going to have to get serious here and take drastic measures, I'm talking removing the vending machines and breakfast buffet from the training facilities.

I doubt sitting on the bench will faze him but he can be starved. I doubt a benching will faze him, this is a player who's known for having went on a sabbatical during a season but perhaps a 2-3 mile weekly fitness test (under time limit) just as a valid reason to keep his fantrolls at bay.

 

So shameless.

 

I say just remove his access to our facilities and make him train hard physical labour everyday with Castilla.

At least we'll get the LOL's.

 

❗️| Hazard trained in Valdebebas today. 2 hours and 15 minutes with the physios and physical trainers of Real Madrid. There's optimism.

[@SQuirante] https://t.co/aCuDON4fC4

 

Loser.

 

Optimism
This is some next level trolling

 

Yup. When all you can do is seek attention by trolling = SAD.

 

How is this guy still at our club?

 

has a contract that is tough to move

and I think Flo is patient

 

Just thought I'd take a look at r/realmadrid and now I've been scarred for life seeing this crap. I swear that place is batshit insane, holy shit I think I'm gonna need therapy after reading this nonsense