Mmmm.... It's not the greatest thing to joke about serious injuries, considering how important Becks will be to the end of the season run in. Maybe, something like these would have been better: Arsenal to break 30 mil (+ Henry and Pires) in shock transfer deal for Diego Forlan Keano: Adopts stray puppy, that's a hermaphrodite! Veron: I'm going back to Italy Rio: To replace Schumaker in F1 series Phil Neville: To write tell-all book on how to stuff Patrick Vieira Veron: I'm not going back to Italy O'Shea: Caught in bed with last Wednesday's Page 3 Girl! Solskjaer: Signs 12 mil endorsement deal to promote Japanese baby food Gary Neville: Plans to launch singing career during summer tour of US Veron: I'm going back to Italy Fergie: I WANT STAM BACK! Schmeichel: Admits that he was duped into signing for Manchester City, claims dirty tricks in switching "United" for "City" when he was in the loo after signing contract Kenyon: No more big money transfers. (April Fools!!!) Shock 50 mil swoop for Ronaldhino and and the rights to any future children of Diego Maradona! Giggs: MLS is only place for me. Pfft! to Italy Veron: Going back to Italy, no I'm not, yes I am, no I'm not, ye... Beckham: I'm Gay Ruud: Me Too Veron: Spains thumb trying to hitch-hike to Heathrow