Be All You Can Be...With a Boob Job

I don't think these are for the solidiers but their "dependants"; nothing like returning home from a long deployment in the war zone to two (2) new friends courtesy of the Federal Government! It's all part of the new Army!

 

If you're willing to risk getting a facelift from an Army doctor, then have at it.


On a side note, the military is paying for corrective eye surgery now. I know a few people who've taken advantage of that.

 

Is Lyndie England still eligible?

 

Sorry, but I'm offended to know that my tax dollars are being spent to give soldiers boob jobs and liposuction.

 

Do you even read the stories?

Please stop wasting everyone's time by replying to things that you don't know about.

 

Wonder if this would include Botox injections...

 

If it does, we may very well see a Pfc. Ann Coulter in the near future.

 

Hey, it may cut down on Private Gomer Pyle style Code Reds...

 

Actually, I think it's a brilliant counter-terrosism ploy.



First, suck in the sexually-repressed Islamic terrorists. Then BLAMMO!

 

But are the taxpayers "paying" for this extra surgery? It's not af if they're going out and hiring civilian plastic surgeons, then billing the government. Do Army surgeons get paid more for these operations or do they earn the same pay no matter what kinds of work they do?

 

The most chilling part for me is that the purpose of allowing these surgeries is to give the doctors a chance to "practice" the procedures. Cripes. Going to a dental school to get cheap root canals is one thing. Letting someone cut up your face and your titties is something else entirely.

 

And I'm sure it's incredibly necessary that Army surgeons practice, practice, practice, in order that they maintain top-notch skills at performing LIPOSUCTION!!!!!

 

We are still paying their salaries. Whether or not they get paid more or the same is irrelevent.

 

I'm a whole lot more pissed about the billions of dollars being wasted in Iraq than I am over a few stupid boob jobs.


I dunno. Maybe living in DC has made me sort of immune to outrage over a few tens of thousands of tax dollars going to waste. It's a drop in the ocean. Seriously. There are many more indefensible wastes of our tax money than the boob jobs.

 

In fact, some would argue that there is no more noble use of the collective resources of our nation.

 

Im Thinking, Im thinking...

 

I see the army already has their new recruitment poster ready.