Dennis Miller and David Spade shooting the breeze on Spade’s new show Miller - well can I tell you about my recent trip to Portugal? Spade - you don’t have to make up countries like that
Do yous all remember when portuguese used to pretend they never won anything because they played pretty footie and Italy only won playing ugly? Now they like to call themselves the new Italy.
Claims were made pre 2006, and during 2004 when they did attack Greece but got KO'd twice by the Greeks that tourney. Do yous also all remember before 98 when Portugal wasn't making a lot of tournaments how they'd say they taught Brazil all they knew? Good times.
Euro 2000 that was it. Played pretty my ass...theyre trying to make it seem like they were Barca or Arsenal back then.
Couldn’t think were to put this funny story from ever scary Roy Keane .. Some in here may appreciate it It’s less than 2 minutes long