bar fight diplomacy - WWBLD?

After smoking some crack the other day, I was thinkin bout this.

Nowadays, the USofA is like the toughest mofo in a bar. Without a doubt. We can kick anyone's butt - we know it, the world knows it. Kinda like Bruce Lee, if you wanna get crazy oldschool.

But the best, coolest, most kickbutt mofos in the bar are usually the silent types. Y'know the type that never throws the first punch, but rolls with it and then beats the living crap of the prick who started it.

Think of Afghanistan - some little prick suckerpunched us at the bar when our back was turned. It hurt, yeah. We turned around though, and whaled that mofo good. Busted him up nice. In fact, if his friends didn't grab him and hustle him out the door, he woulda been through the window.

But now, Iraq is the a little wise@ss p*ssy talking tough but can't back it up.

Do we whale on him? what would bruce lee do?

Bruce Lee wouldn't. He'd wait for the punch to be thrown - dodge it - then beat that stupid wanna be ninja up good.

And everybody there would recognize we ain't no bully, but still the biggest, best, baddest cat. Cuz Bruce Lee, unlike Bush, is da man. And if I was somebody who wanted to show the world how dope the USA is, I'd rather have Bruce Lee leading us like that - instead of challenging every guy who looked at us crosseyed. Wouldn't you?

<crack and Irvine Welsh-fueled rant over>