Banner Ideas for SAN JOSE Game.

Discussion in 'Columbus Crew' started by DrunkSteve, Jun 3, 2003.

  1. DrunkSteve

    DrunkSteve New Member

    Dec 20, 2001
    Columbus Ohio
    My idea:

    STOP SUCKING PRICKS!
     
  2. DrunkSteve

    DrunkSteve New Member

    Dec 20, 2001
    Columbus Ohio
    or...........

    We'RE NOT GONNA TAKE IT....NO.....WE AIN'T GONNA TAKE......NO We're not GONNA TAKE IT....ANYMOoooooooOOOOORE! ddadadaaadda

    probably going to need about 600 yds of fabric and its gonna wrap around the stadium. I'm taking donations. If I can't get enough money for this banner....I will just spend the raised money on beer. I will drink for all who gave me money.
     
  3. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Or:

    "Lando Cramps when his sister is on PMS"
     
  4. CrewDust

    CrewDust Member

    May 6, 1999
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I can't believe I paid $15 for this Crap!
     
  5. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    DON'T SUCK, SCORE GOALS
    or
    WIN AT HOME
    or
    DIVE, DONOVAN, DIVE ...

    Not very big, and won't contribute more than a litre of Colt45 to Drunk Steve's banner making extortion for alcohol scheme, but oh well...

    Maybe something about Agoos's new haircut...
     
  6. CrewSchmack

    CrewSchmack Member

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Mar 3, 1999
    Delaware, OH
    You're being too demanding....

    TRY NOT TO SUCK is much more calming and positive thinking.
     
  7. CrewVillain

    CrewVillain Member

    Mar 21, 2002
    LANDO
    Keep your shirt on!

    For some reason I've always hated players ripping their shirts off. Lando does it way to much.

    or

    [​IMG]
    LANDO YOU TRAITOR
     
  8. hangthadj

    hangthadj Member+

    A.S. Roma
    Mar 27, 2001
    Zone 14
    Club:
    Columbus Crew

    I would love to see a huge banner of this. Short Simple. To the point.

    As flyer fan said, pissing away points at home is getting old.
     
  9. Own Goal Hat-Trick

    Jul 28, 1999
    ColoRADo
    how about win for the dude whose serving the country and this might be his only game to see live this entire season cause if you dont hell go and get pissed and drop a MOAB on your ass
     
  10. Raoul

    Raoul New Member

    Sep 19, 1999
    Downtown Dublin
    You may want a comma - or not...
     
  11. Grouchy

    Grouchy Member+

    Evil
    Apr 18, 1999
    Canal Winchester
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Banner Ideas for SAN JOSE Game.

    Make the first word with velcro so you can modify it easily when the women's world cup comes to Columbus...
     
  12. YITBOS

    YITBOS Member+

    Jul 2, 2001
    1.3 hours from CCS
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Modified quote from Clerks:

    Try not to suck any, pricks, on your way across the parking lot!!
     
  13. Crazy_Quakes_Fan

    Crazy_Quakes_Fan New Member

    Jul 23, 2002
    San Mateo, CA
    I liked the idea about Goose's hair. Please make one, when I watch the game I'll keep my eye out for it.

    BTW, I like the Lando's a traitor one too, clever. But my only question is: How was Landon a traitor?

    "Stop Sucking Pricks" is terribly un-original. Try something like, "Quite FRANKly, this team sucks DICK (Mulrooney.)"
     
  14. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite Guinness

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: Banner Ideas for SAN JOSE Game.

    IIRC, he signed an MLS contract only to go to Germany, then he came back. If that qualifies as a traitor.
     
  15. Crazy_Quakes_Fan

    Crazy_Quakes_Fan New Member

    Jul 23, 2002
    San Mateo, CA
    Re: Re: Re: Banner Ideas for SAN JOSE Game.

    That's grasping for straws though. It was a funny picture (and caption.)

    How about: "Goose: What the hell did you do with your hair? Donate it to K-Mart?"

    -or-

    "Goose: Cut the mullet!...oh...Cut Waibel!"
     
  16. melloyello

    melloyello Member

    Dec 19, 2000
    Columbus
    You Can't Hide AGoof...
     
  17. Plowmanoo

    Plowmanoo New Member

    Apr 18, 1999
    Columbus, OH
    How 'bout:

    Goose you suck, you almost single handedly kept the US out of the 2nd round in Korea.
     
  18. Robbiegoal

    Robbiegoal Member

    Sep 20, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "BONG HITS"
     

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