Bad Holiday Gift Idea #433: Bush Action Figure

No, you have to pull his finger.

 

Ah, so now we know what Karl Keller is getting for Christmas.

 

Flag-draped coffins accessories and "Laughing Ahmadinejad" figure sold separately.

 

OK, maybe I'm naive...but that's fake, right?

 

Is there anyone out there who could make a movie with all of these dolls? I'm thinking of a scene from Team America: World Police.

 

No, you can really buy it.

 

I don't think so.

http://www.talkingpresidents.com/products-af-bush-td.shtml

 

This is just disturbing.

 

How come they didn't use the nude pictures of the good doctor?

 

I'm working on an action diorama of Dick's face shooting. Birds out of the brush, Dick whirls and shoots TX lawyer in face. VP limo swoops in to rush Dick out of "harm's way." Ambulance comes to help lawyer. Dick sobers up back at the ranch. Complete with laugh track.

 

The Kinky Friedman doll is great