Atlético Madrid vs Spurs, CL, Tue Mar 10, 4 pm ET

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  1. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    This is a match-up of the club we could have been against, well, the clown show that is Tottenham Hotspur.

    Playing in the shadow of La Liga giants Real Madrid and Barcelona, Atléti have found the formula for success, without bullshitting their fans with excuses that they can't compete.

    Over the last 15 seasons, they have backed their manager, Diego Simeone, who has won 2 league titles, 1 Spanish cup, 2 Europa Leagues, and 2 Uefa Supercups. They have also reached 2 CL finals over that span. They have maintained their level of excellence despite moving into a new stadium (sound familiar?).

    We have had 12 managers in the last 15 seasons.

    This season has been no different - the Madrid outfit sit 3rd in La Liga and have advanced to the final of the Copa del Rey after seeing off Barca in the semis.

    As for Spurs, Spence is a̶v̶a̶i̶l̶a̶b̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶y̶e̶d̶ ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶p̶o̶s̶i̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ back in training, as is Dragusin. Vdv and Romero are available for selection.

    Bissouma and Souza are ineligible as they were not registered for the knockout phase.
     
  2. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Even Diego Simeone is taking the piss:

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  3. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    My prediction: Romero to play a blinder in this game, put himself in the shop window, then pick up a yellow vs. Liverpool for another suspension.
     
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  4. pookspur

    pookspur Moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 3, 2001
    Indiana
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    #4 pookspur, Mar 9, 2026
    Last edited: Mar 10, 2026
    We'll get hammered.
     
  5. jumhed

    jumhed Member+

    Mar 26, 2001
    London
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    I have no expectations
     
  6. Funkfoot

    Funkfoot Member+

    May 18, 2002
    New Orleans, LA
    It will never happen, but I wish they would play a bunch of academy players.
     
  7. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    As long as the club keep signing the kind of players a lot of our supporters rate, including many on this forum, you know, the Tels, the Odoberts, the Grays, the Bergvalls, the Souzas, we are never going to see any of the academy players in the first team.
     
  8. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    [​IMG]

    Kinsky over Vicario.
    No Simons or Gallagher again.
    It's a bold move, Cotton...
     
  9. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    That didnt take long. We concede yet another daft goal after Kinsky gives the ball away from a goal kick.

    Dumb ********ing jackass.
     
  10. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Clearly this dolt of a manager doesn`t fancy Simons, but without him, we have nobody who can keep the ball. We are being smothered in the opening minutes.
     
  11. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    Should have listened to your head. As Rob Gordon from High Fidelity said “I beginning to think my gut has shit for brains”.

    see y’all Sunday for the next humiliation.
     
  12. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Already 3-0.
     
  13. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    LMFAO Tudor sub Kinsky … I guess it’s the least terrible thing to do, but ******** me.
     
  14. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Tudor has to be sacked after this.
     
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  15. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Finding new ways to provide laughs to the rest of football, every game.
     
  16. Lazy Assed Assassin

    Jul 21, 2015
    Not sure if Tudor isn’t sacked before the plane ride home.
     
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  17. Phillyspur

    Phillyspur Member+

    Tottenham Hotspur
    England
    Mar 18, 2007
    Club:
    Tottenham Hotspur FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    4-0. And there's no Gareth Bale this time.
     
  18. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Whoever scouted Kinsky should be beaten severely with a sledgehammer.
     
  19. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    And Porro begins the comeback!

    Who needs Bale when you've got Porro.
     
  20. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Bring back Stellini and Mason!
     
  21. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    HT 4-1.

    And that scoreline flatters us.
     
  22. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Vdv was lucky not to get sent off for a wild challenge with the studs. Our players have completely lost the plot.
     
  23. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Solanke and Gallagher coming on for the second half.
     
  24. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    Ho-hum, it's 5-1.
     
  25. Golara

    Golara Member+

    Aug 3, 2007
    The scary thing is some other club will hire Igor Tudor after this debacle.
     

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