Asmir "Ministar Odbrane" Begović @ AFC Bournemouth

Cechs batteries died on that corner

 

Walcott could have done better.

 

First save. Twas an easy one

 

Ball ran away from Pedro. Hell of a pass

 

Both teams are showing some nice passing in tight space. But not able to create chances. Feels like a draw.

 

So much for my theory of "two teams shit form = loads of goals"

 

My theory of "both teams are shit = draw" is holding.

I probably just jinxed it.

 

That's rare. A fouled player, falling down, almost injuring another player.

 

Someone forgot to tell Ramsey he can shoot

 

That's awful from Ramsey. Just shoot the freaking ball, man.

 

FIGHT who else but Costa

Cech being a homer and defending Chelsea players...wait...wut

 

Costa. He's like Trump. It's no longer even interesting.

 

Id be lying if I said I didnt like Diego Costa...I love it. Its funny. Its entertaining. And its the type of player you love having

 

WTF?

 

That was a red? That ref is a joke. Costa instigated it. Just let it go.

 

WTF how is that a red card hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.

 

Soooooo funny. Diego Costa played him like a fiddle. Knew exactly what buttons to push. Brilliant shitheading from the fake Spaniard

 

I don't know, man. It stopped being funny a long time ago to me. I'd be very difficult to root for him if he played for my team.

 

Its still hilarious. Players fall for it almost every single time. Its amazing. Koscielny knew what Costa was doing. Tried to stop Gabriel. He was too late. Truly brilliant

 

Costa, Van Bommel, Suarez. They will always get away with it.

 

The ref should know who he's dealing with it. It's not as if he just came from Mars. He has heard of Costa. He fell for it as much as the player. And the game has changed as a result.

 

Ref didnt do his job from the start. Was already getting physical up there. Costa was shit on by Gabriel a few times already. Costa figured any chance he could get he would try and get a player to react. Shouldve got a red for what he did to Kos.

Inexperience showed big time for Gabriel. You gotta know who youre playing against and the importance of the game. Costa got him good.

Btw Mike Dean is an awful ref so this wasnt anything new

 

Cantona vs Costa on PPV. Breaks every record

 

Kurt Zouma snuck in somehow

 

Jesus Christ how is anyone supposed to play GK for Chelsea with this backline...